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10 Ways to Get Rid of my 4-year-old eMac! :D

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ilanasaysrawr

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Nov 12, 2007
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I'm getting an iMac soon, and my eMac will have to go somewhere. I want to get serious with Film making and I was debating whether to get the iMac or the MacBook Pro. But I'm only 15, so I'm saving the laptop for college years. There's obviously going to be something better out there in a few years.

Anyway, I've listed some ways to destroy my eMac. BECAUSE I HATE IT.

1. Recycle (yawn- but probably the best way)
2. Throw it out a window, based on the fact that it is mad slow and is running on Panther)
3. Smash it to bits with a baseball bat.
4. Give it to an elementary school (yawn)
5. Throw it out of the atmosphere into another galaxy using my Jimmy Neutron rocket.
6. Set it on fire.
7. Place it on train tracks and watch it brutally get run over.
8. Slice it perfectly with a bagel slicer.
9. Grate it with a cheese grater, and serve it for dinner.
10. Have a robber purposely steal it.

Can YOU think of a way? :p
 
Give it to me?

Surely someone on here who is close to you would gladly take it off your hands.
 
ilanasaysrawr said:
I'm getting an iMac soon, and my eMac will have to go somewhere. I want to get serious with Film making and I was debating whether to get the iMac or the MacBook Pro. But I'm only 15, so I'm saving the laptop for college years. There's obviously going to be something better out there in a few years.

Anyway, I've listed some ways to destroy my eMac. BECAUSE I HATE IT.

1. Recycle (yawn- but probably the best way)
2. Throw it out a window, based on the fact that it is mad slow and is running on Panther)
3. Smash it to bits with a baseball bat.
4. Give it to an elementary school (yawn)
5. Throw it out of the atmosphere into another galaxy using my Jimmy Neutron rocket.
6. Set it on fire.
7. Place it on train tracks and watch it brutally get run over.
8. Slice it perfectly with a bagel slicer.
9. Grate it with a cheese grater, and serve it for dinner.
10. Have a robber purposely steal it.

Can YOU think of a way? :p
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give it to someone less fortunate than you
 
techlover828 said:
I have a good idea, donate it to some kid who needs it, god, spoiled, arrogant kids like you piss me off. Ya, that's cool just destroy a perfectly good computer that some kid less fortunate than you would absolutely love. IDK, I'm 15, and kids who destroy perfectly good things for fun that others can use, its just horrible.
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its his. he can do what he wants. did you buy it no....
 
I'm not saying that I'm more fortunate than any of you. I'm simply stating how much i want to strangle it because it freezes every second. I'm on my dad's computer this moment.
 
ilanasaysrawr said:
I'm not saying that I'm more fortunate than any of you. I'm simply stating how much i want to strangle it because it freezes every second. I'm on my dad's computer this moment.
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I have a 350MHz imac g3 that still runs pretty fast, Maybe you need to reinstall os x.
 
ilanasaysrawr said:
I'm getting an iMac soon, and my eMac will have to go somewhere. I want to get serious with Film making and I was debating whether to get the iMac or the MacBook Pro. But I'm only 15, so I'm saving the laptop for college years. There's obviously going to be something better out there in a few years.

Anyway, I've listed some ways to destroy my eMac. BECAUSE I HATE IT.

1. Recycle (yawn- but probably the best way)
2. Throw it out a window, based on the fact that it is mad slow and is running on Panther)
3. Smash it to bits with a baseball bat.
4. Give it to an elementary school (yawn)
5. Throw it out of the atmosphere into another galaxy using my Jimmy Neutron rocket.
6. Set it on fire.
7. Place it on train tracks and watch it brutally get run over.
8. Slice it perfectly with a bagel slicer.
9. Grate it with a cheese grater, and serve it for dinner.
10. Have a robber purposely steal it.

Can YOU think of a way? :p
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11. Take it to a far away desert and fill it with shotgun and 30-06 rounds :cool:
 
Turn it into an Aquarium!!

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You can get free instructions here.
http://www.theapplecollection.com/Collection/MacAquarium/index.shtml

Cheers.
:):apple:
 
^^^
That was what i was going to suggest as well. You can also turn it into a storage unit, display case, or just sell it and use the money towards a Christmas present for yourself.
 
fill it with sulfuric acid and concentrated orange juice... I have a theory to test.... :rolleyes:
 
Donate it to a charity and use it as a tax write-off. This way everyone's a winner (except you don't get the violent catharsis)
 
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