Bravo on your to be expected and useless post.
My fiancée' picked this up for me on Monday at Best Buy as a gift. She saw me eyeing it online one day and honestly I was just looking at the keyboard-less version.
Its a pretty nice case. The case does not feel as cheap as stated in some of the reports I have read on sites (Engadget I think was one that posted this in their first impressions) and the iPad stays in pretty snug. With some vigorous shaking by just holding the case and not the iPad as well, you can get the iPad to fall out. I could never see it falling out accidentally, however.
The iPad is kind of a PITA to get out once it is in, however. There is no easy way to get it out other than prying at it from one side. The bluetooth keyboard works very well. You enter in a passcode on the first sync and then it automatically syncs when you turn it on each time after. I have not needed to charge it yet, although I have only really used it for typing up some notes and word documents.
It looks like the keyboardless case provides more viewing angles which would be nice. Even if not using the keyboard, it is nice to have it on my lap and not have to hold with both hands while watching a movie. The iPad is pretty secure while placed in the case but it could be easily tipped over if not on a stable surface.
