According to Time magazine's attempt at humor, anyway. http://time.com/3321491/apple-watch-combinations/ Be warned. Some might be offensive to super sensitive Watch fans. 1. The Bare-Bones Basic 2. The Hipster 3. The Extra-Terrestrial 4. The Waste of Money 5. The James Bond 6. The Normal Watch 7. The Mickey Mouse 8. The Risk-Taker 9. The Failed Interior Designer 10. The Apple Fanboy/Fangirl 11. The Non-Watch Wearer 12. The Well-Intentioned Couch Potato 13. The Fitness Guru Which type are you?