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efoto said:
Well regardless of how she distracted the boy, going in to a house and not being to escape from a 13yr old boy, well lets just say I am going to assume that she is not the brightest light in the bathroom (where is that from? :p).

I do not know about all of you but as for me, at 13 I was not the most difficult person to pass, although I never had a shotgun to point for presuasion...probably best that way.

So yea...13 and picking up dancers, pretty sweet. Although the kid is going to get in trouble, I have to give him credit for getting her into his house, pretty sweet.

I agree that this dancer had to be two tacos short of a combination plate. I used to be friends with an "exotic dancer". She had a huge bouncer guy with her when she worked party gigs. His job was to make sure evil garbage like this didn't happen to her. She paid him a cut of her earnings - well worth it if you ask me.

Using a shotgun in his little adventure turned it from harmless fun to felony in an instant - assault, battery, attempted kidnapping with special circumstances (use a gun, go to jail!) - hardly "sweet" anymore. Maybe he'll get lucky and get out when he's 18, unless they decide to hold him to 23. By then, he will have perfected his predatory skillset and he'll be unleashed on the general public at his peak physical prime, most likely angry and unrepentant. His juvenile criminal record will be expunged, and no one will know that they have a sexual predator in their midst.


Anne Marie
 
I just had this vision of the kid holding the shotgun on her, and shooting at the floor in front of her (the way they used to do in those old Westerns) and yelling (in a Yosemite Sam voice), "Ah said DANCE!" :D
 
So many things made this happen...

If there were more guns the kid would have known better than to go waving one around. His tushy would hurt from pavlovian reflex for just thinking of point a gun at someone.

Had there been more women running around naked there wouldn't be anything special about the stripper. I wouldn't be surprised if Hugh Hefner funds public decency campaigns to run Janet Jackson off the air.

I wonder if this is how Rome fell...
 
It would have been great had the dancer carried her own "protection" in the form of a longbarrel .44 Mag or the like (who knows where should could have hidden said protector *wink wink*). So the kid points his gun at her, she counters with a swift roll to the left, whips her piece out, and gets it up next to his temple and says "I get six shots and their hollowpoint biatch!"

I should write cheezy pron flicks, this would be great!
 
Is that a longbarrel .44 in your pocket, or are you a transvestite? :eek:

Really now, where is a STRIPPER going to hide a magnum revolver?

Don't answer that!
 
Moxiemike said:
Truly embarrassing to have to say "I'm american" anymore.

Shame

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That 13 year old doesn't represent America. He is very much a minority. All the children that are doing good things don't get noticed. Sadly that just isn't news.
 
Moxiemike said:
Truly embarassing to have to say "i'm american" anymore.

That kid isn't American... he is a criminal. And in prison, you are not a citizen-- you cannot vote, among a few other things. So, he is not an American. He is a criminal.

efoto said:
I should write cheezy pron flicks, this would be great![/QUTOE]

As Dogbert once said, "Now that I am an editor, I can reject and insult people all day long and they thank me for it!"
 
criminals are still american... your argument is like saying, "the apples that go rotten aren't really apples," ...even though there is a systematic problem that keeps making them go rotten. But we digress.
 
QCassidy352 said:
criminals are still american... your argument is like saying, "the apples that go rotten aren't really apples," ...even though there is a systematic problem that keeps making them go rotten. But we digress.

This kid was a bad apple that fell and hit the ground. But look up at the tree and see all of those good apples still growing up there.
 
Mechcozmo said:
This kid was a bad apple that fell and hit the ground. But look up at the tree and see all of those good apples still growing up there.

Truly. When you get so many people in America, there are going to be bad apples...no ifs, ands or buts. And when you get that many bad apples, they tend to form tribes and gangs and reinforce their own bad behavior if you don't stop it.
 
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