Trolling day? How miserable should be your day to waste time like this:
1) bend gate? Every phone can bend, I work in a support center, but sure iPhone 6 Plus should be more robust, lesson learned with 6S Plus
2) if it useless to you it doesn't mean it is for others, I use my Apple Watc ma for so many things, from fitness to contro appletv to shopping list.
3) Mac Pro is old but far from useless, I sell many of these to pros even today, and by your reasoning most workstation are useless
4) jack? Cmon nobody really cares, still your opinion
5) I have the net MacBook Pro and it is the best of pc I ever had, I had a lot of them, since I work in IT since 15 years
Stop polluting internet