Teen Sex Problems Mounting

[spork183]

The Obama/Osama news reminded me of headline missteps like the Thread Title. That was a headline (obviously) about the rising rate of teenage promiscuity, but it came off a bit different. Any other amusing headlines out there?

 

[Jaffa Cake]

If more teens are having sex, then it looks like they're not having any problems mounting...

 

[cyberddot]

Staying mounted?

 

[Aniej]

damn it. I was too slow you two already beat me to the wonderful irony of this thread title!

 

[72930]

We should hold a mass debate about it!

 

[cyberddot]

Teen Saddle Sales Soar!

The OP headline, well...that's like a giant, slow-moving beach ball just bouncing along over our heads. How can you refrain from taking a swat?

 

[spork183]

damn it. I was too slow you two already beat me to the wonderful irony of this thread title!

The wonderful irony was the point of the thread

Here's a couple others:

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

 

[j26]

This is my favourite

It was in the aftermath of New Orleans.

 

[72930]

http://www.ahajokes.com/ads34.html

 

[spork183]

This is my favourite

It was in the aftermath of New Orleans.

lol How could more Bush ever be a disaster?

 

[eRondeau]

I wish I had a scan of this newspaper page to email, but several years ago my local paper used to print the Ann Landers advice column on the same page as the birth/death/wedding announcements. So picture this... lovely big wedding picture of a beautiful bride & groom, directly above the Ann Landers headline: "Virgin Bride Worries About Wedding Night".

Too funny!!!

 

[iKwick7]

This is my favourite

It was in the aftermath of New Orleans.

Awesome picture! Saved. Gratzi!

 

[MacNut]

We should hold a mass debate about it!

I shouldn't brag but I always passed debate class. Some would say I'm a master at it.

 

[BrianMojo]

This is my favourite

It was in the aftermath of New Orleans.

I remember seeing this one on TV. I laughed out loud.

 

[nickster9224]

heh you're a masterdebater

 

[Butthead]

heh you're a masterdebater

LOL, isn't everyone on MR's with more than 100 posts, guilty as sin in that regard?

 

[dukebound85]

LOL, isn't everyone on MR's with more than 100 posts, guilty as sin in that regard?

hey 32 more posts for you before you join us!

 

[Killyp]

Typical newbie thread hijacking...

One of my favourites (although this is also technically hijacking), is when they said on the horse racing "Well of course this horse is a year older than when it competed last year". mmmmm yes funny that isn't it? I nearly sent it into Private Eye...

 

[millar876]

or the old BBC favourite about snooker "...and for those watching in black & white the pink is the one next to the blue"

 

[Kernow]

...or indeed, the famous cricket line "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey. "

 

[spork183]

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

-there really are some that just beg to be misunderstood.

 

[CelticBhoy]

The National Health Service (NHS) in the UK gives out some sound family planning advice:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/firefalcon/258853291

 

[nickster9224]

If you use the rear entrance, isn't the planning already done?

 

[dukebound85]

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

-there really are some that just beg to be misunderstood.

those have me laughing. i like the first and last ones alot

 

[skunk]

I heard a political commentator on the BBC talking about the Middle East, many years ago:
"As for the current crop of Arab leaders, well, they're no great shakes".
Honest. Word for word.