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Teen Sex Problems Mounting

CelticBhoy said:
The National Health Service (NHS) in the UK gives out some sound family planning advice:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/firefalcon/258853291
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hahaha, that's where i was born...Northampton General Hospital that is



i remember watching the F1 years ago when the legend that is Murray Walker was commentating, he said something along the lines of "and for the first time in 52 laps, they're on lap 52".
 
this thread is hilarious! I feel obliged to add these two gems :D
 

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Damn. I thought the title was "Teen Sex, Problem Mounting"... was looking forward to sharing some of my favorite positions.

Dude, teen sex has ALWAYS been around... only NOW we talk about it openly.
 
Slightly off topic...

These news headlines (sadly, I don't have them in print/pdf form) gave me a bit of a laugh when I first encountered them:

'Naked Man With Sword Attacks Parishoners' (back in 99, 00)
'German police battle giant parrot' (early december this year)
 
Some of the above are great. My contributions:

"Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says."

"Psychics predict world didn't end yesterday."

"Two Russian ships collide, one dies."

And pretty sure I remember reading this one a while back (very apt for the thread title, I guess :p ):

"Never withhold herpes from a loved one."

:)
 
skunk said:
I heard a political commentator on the BBC talking about the Middle East, many years ago:
"As for the current crop of Arab leaders, well, they're no great shakes".
Honest. Word for word.
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That's great, I had to think about it for a moment.

The one below just begs for some assistance.

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

Don't we have some kind of lend/lease program for situations like this...
 
evoluzione said:
hahaha, that's where i was born...Northampton General Hospital that is



i remember watching the F1 years ago when the legend that is Murray Walker was commentating, he said something along the lines of "and for the first time in 52 laps, they're on lap 52".
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Murray is in a league with only Yogi Berra for quotes that make you go :confused:
"Do my eyes deceive me, or does Senna's engine sound off?" :rolleyes:
 
Quotes like these are exactly what the program "Have I got news for you!" is for!

Funny picture in my school music block!
 

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"Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff" Mayhaps they were short staffed?


-and from a church bulletin:
'For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

not an earth moving conception...
 
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