Prep: 30 minutes - 1 hour
Cooking time: 6-8 minutes
Method:
Preheat oven to 200C (380F). For the tastiest results (which won't involve a kitchen full of smoke), remove all components and heatsinks from the Logic Board. No additional seasoning required.
Cook the Logic Board for about a minute every quarter pound and leave to cool overnight.
Disclaimer: I'm not actually joking. If you search for "Reflow motherboard" there'll be a few guides. It's an extreme measure but it might work.