Is Macrumors (Admin) really a 7 year old?

[dartzorichalcos]

I checked Macrumors's public profile and say that his age is 7. Is it really true? Thanks.

 

[someguy]

Yes.

 

[jng]

I checked Macrumors's public profile and say that his age is 7.

Yes, its age really is 7. The website was started in '00.

 

[Nermal]

Do you really live in Atlantis?

No.

I could've sworn this said Yes a moment ago.

 

[jng]

I could've sworn this said Yes a moment ago.

And now it says:

Why don't you just ask him?

Oh edits.

 

[someguy]

Sorry, I'm very tired and felt like messing with you just a bit.

Truthfully, I have no idea, but I would imagine jng is right with his first post.

 

[Blue Velvet]

Yes, and here he is:

His favourite pastimes are his Playstation and playing with his pet dog — Steve — and he holds a masters degree in advanced physics and cosmology. He also has a black MacBook and a silver Nano.

 

[dartzorichalcos]

Yes, and here he is:
http://www.nctimes.com/content/articles/2004/03/30/news/californian/3_29_0420_56_15.jpg
His favourite pastimes are his Playstation and playing with his pet dog — Steve — and he holds a masters degree in advanced physics and cosmology. He also has a black MacBook and a silver Nano.

Thanks for clearing it up Blue Velvet. Thanks again

 

[Mudbug]

His favourite pastimes are his Playstation and playing with his pet dog — Steve — and he holds a masters degree in advanced physics and cosmotology. He also has a black MacBook and a silver Nano.

fixed that for you BV.

 

[kalisphoenix]

wtf is a cosmot?

 

[iBookG4user]

wtf is a cosmot?

The cosine of a witty remark of coarse

 

[kalisphoenix]

The cosine of a witty remark of coarse

Coarse remarks are rarely witty.

 

[OutThere]

Coarse remarks are rarely witty.

Nay, they tend to be gritty.

 

[TimJim]

yes macrumors is 7 years ole

 

[Luis]

yes macrumors is 7 years ole

A 7 year old that has heard way to many inappropriate things for his age...

 

[kalisphoenix]

Nay, they tend to be gritty.

Reminds me of how to make a hormone...

(put sand in the vaseline)

 

[Blue Velvet]

fixed that for you BV.

You may be able to correct my spelling, but at least I don't have to go to bed straight after dinner. And make sure you put your jim-jams on.

 

[Spock]

I think that the Mods need to investigate this 7 year old child using our forums as it violates the rules.

 

[mac-er]

Yes, and here he is:

His favourite pastimes are his Playstation and playing with his pet dog — Steve — and he holds a masters degree in advanced physics and cosmology. He also has a black MacBook and a silver Nano.

This is why I am in love with BV. I'll laugh at this the rest of my day.

 

[Doctor Q]

I think that the Mods need to investigate this 7 year old child using our forums as it violates the rules.

My investigation is complete. I learned that user "Macrumors" is not lying about being age 7, but has instead been lying about the forum rules!

The claim, made by this user, that "the minimum age for a forum member is 13" is false. The truth is that "the minimum age for a forum member is 13 except for member number 3."

 

[eluk]

Should we allow a 7-year-old on here when people often mention Win***s?

 

[killerrobot]

Dude, I thought admin was only 6 years old. Did he recently have a birthday I forgot.
Man...I blew it. Happy Belated Admin. Don't ban me for not getting you a birthday present

 

[MacNut]

MacRumors is 7 and he works in a sweat shop when he's not posting stories.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

My concern isn't the fact that we have a 7-year old admin, but the fact that in six years time we'll have a teenage one.

I for one am not looking forward to the constant slamming doors, witnessing his arguments with other mods who 'don't understand him', and watching him staggering around threads under the influence of the cheap cider he's been swigging in the local park.

 

[Counterfit]

I think watching him stagger about will be quite entertaining.



Also, does the Admin position come with a customized PS controller that takes care of mod/admin functions?