Is Macrumors (Admin) really a 7 year old?

Discussion in 'Site and Forum Feedback' started by dartzorichalcos, Jun 30, 2007.

  1. dartzorichalcos macrumors 65816

    dartzorichalcos

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2007
    Location:
    Atlantis
    #1
    I checked Macrumors's public profile and say that his age is 7. Is it really true? Thanks.
     
  2. jng macrumors 65816

    jng

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2007
    Location:
    Germany
    #3
    Yes, its age really is 7. The website was started in '00.
     
  3. Nermal Moderator

    Nermal

    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2002
    Location:
    New Zealand
    #4
    Do you really live in Atlantis?

    I could've sworn this said Yes a moment ago.
     
  4. jng macrumors 65816

    jng

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2007
    Location:
    Germany
    #5
    And now it says:

    Oh edits.
     
  5. someguy macrumors 68020

    someguy

    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2005
    Location:
    Still here.
    #6
    Sorry, I'm very tired and felt like messing with you just a bit.

    Truthfully, I have no idea, but I would imagine jng is right with his first post.
     
  6. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2004
    #7
    Yes, and here he is:



    [​IMG]




    His favourite pastimes are his Playstation and playing with his pet dog — Steve — and he holds a masters degree in advanced physics and cosmology. He also has a black MacBook and a silver Nano.
     
  7. dartzorichalcos thread starter macrumors 65816

    dartzorichalcos

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2007
    Location:
    Atlantis
    #8
  8. Mudbug Administrator emeritus

    Mudbug

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2002
    Location:
    North Central Colorado
    #9
    fixed that for you BV. ;)
     
  9. kalisphoenix macrumors 65816

    kalisphoenix

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2005
  10. iBookG4user macrumors 604

    iBookG4user

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2006
    Location:
    Seattle, WA
    #11
    The cosine of a witty remark of coarse :p
     
  11. kalisphoenix macrumors 65816

    kalisphoenix

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2005
    #12
    Coarse remarks are rarely witty.
     
  12. OutThere macrumors 603

    OutThere

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2002
    Location:
    NYC
    #13
    Nay, they tend to be gritty.
     
  13. TimJim macrumors 6502a

    Joined:
    May 15, 2007
  14. Luis macrumors 65816

    Luis

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2006
    Location:
    Costa Rica
    #15
    A 7 year old that has heard way to many inappropriate things for his age...:D
     
  15. kalisphoenix macrumors 65816

    kalisphoenix

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2005
    #16
    Reminds me of how to make a hormone...

    (put sand in the vaseline)
     
  16. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2004
    #17
    You may be able to correct my spelling, but at least I don't have to go to bed straight after dinner. And make sure you put your jim-jams on. ;)
     
  17. Spock macrumors 68000

    Spock

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2002
    Location:
    Vulcan
    #18
    I think that the Mods need to investigate this 7 year old child using our forums as it violates the rules.
     
  18. mac-er macrumors 65816

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2003
    #19

    This is why I am in love with BV. I'll laugh at this the rest of my day.
     
  19. Doctor Q Administrator

    Doctor Q

    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2002
    Location:
    Los Angeles
    #20
    My investigation is complete. I learned that user "Macrumors" is not lying about being age 7, but has instead been lying about the forum rules!

    The claim, made by this user, that "the minimum age for a forum member is 13" is false. The truth is that "the minimum age for a forum member is 13 except for member number 3."
     
  20. eluk macrumors 6502a

    eluk

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2006
    Location:
    East London, UK
    #21
    Should we allow a 7-year-old on here when people often mention Win***s?
     
  21. killerrobot macrumors 68020

    killerrobot

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2007
    Location:
    127.0.0.1
    #22
    Dude, I thought admin was only 6 years old. Did he recently have a birthday I forgot.
    Man...I blew it. Happy Belated Admin. Don't ban me for not getting you a birthday present:eek:
     
  22. MacNut macrumors Core

    MacNut

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2002
    Location:
    CT
    #23
    MacRumors is 7 and he works in a sweat shop when he's not posting stories.:p
     
  23. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

    Jaffa Cake

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2004
    Location:
    The City of Culture, Englandshire
    #24
    My concern isn't the fact that we have a 7-year old admin, but the fact that in six years time we'll have a teenage one.

    I for one am not looking forward to the constant slamming doors, witnessing his arguments with other mods who 'don't understand him', and watching him staggering around threads under the influence of the cheap cider he's been swigging in the local park.
     
  24. Counterfit macrumors G3

    Counterfit

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2003
    Location:
    sitting on your shoulder
    #25
    I think watching him stagger about will be quite entertaining. :D



    Also, does the Admin position come with a customized PS controller that takes care of mod/admin functions?
     

Share This Page