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Google sued for 'crimes against humanity' - $5bn

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edesignuk

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A Pennsylvania crusader has slapped Google with a $5bn lawsuit, claiming that the world's largest search engine is endangering his personal safety.

With a suit filed in federal court, Dylan Stephen Jayne insists that the company is guilty of "crimes against humanity" because its name turns up when his social security number is scrambled and turned upside down.

After much study, The Reg can confirm that Jayne's tax payer ID can be juggled to reveal the word Google - if you use your imagination. But we have elected not to publish the number. For obvious reasons.

By calling itself Google, Jayne argues, Google has exposed him to attack by an army of culturally diverse, net-savvy terrorists. "A person regardless of race or religion that wishes to cause acts of terrorism would look for social security numbers that are made readily available on the public use databases," his suit reads.
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The Reg.

zomg lolz. I'm putting a call in to the crazy-son-of-a-bitch police right away.
 
If, by some incredible fortune, Mr Jayne were to win his case and the sum of money he received was my National Insurance number jumbled up, would I have grounds to sue him? After all, a person regardless of race or religion that wishes to cause acts of terrorism would look for National Insurance numbers that are made readily available on the public use databases. Apparently.

I think I might have a case here...
 
Jaffa Cake said:
If, by some incredible fortune, Mr Jayne were to win his case and the sum of money he received was my National Insurance number jumbled up, would I have grounds to sue him? After all, a person regardless of race or religion that wishes to cause acts of terrorism would look for National Insurance numbers that are made readily available on the public use databases. Apparently.

I think I might have a case here...
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Aha! But what if the sum of money you received was my National Insurance number jumbled up?? I guess you can see where this is going ;)
 
NUTJOB!

You know he is one when his briefs are handwritten. Read it below.


http://casedocs.justia.com/pennsylvania/pamdce/3:2007cv01677/69169/6/0.pdf

There are more briefs from this website.

http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-pamdce/case_no-3:2007cv01677/case_id-69169/

The legal case also mentioned police brutality, public drunkeness, War on Terrorism, forced Federal restructuring of the states, and google aiding terrorism.

What a nutcase. Any judge trying to preside over this should be impeached for wasting public resources.
 
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