Google sued for 'crimes against humanity' - $5bn

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    The Reg.

    zomg lolz. I'm putting a call in to the crazy-son-of-a-bitch police right away.
     
  2. Markleshark macrumors 603

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    That was the funniest part.

    Tho the bloke is clearly off his ****ing rocker.
     
  3. pknz macrumors 68020

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    yeah, here's google's phone number, you nutter:

    http://upc.*************/uploads/gifs/number.gif
     
  5. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    If, by some incredible fortune, Mr Jayne were to win his case and the sum of money he received was my National Insurance number jumbled up, would I have grounds to sue him? After all, a person regardless of race or religion that wishes to cause acts of terrorism would look for National Insurance numbers that are made readily available on the public use databases. Apparently.

    I think I might have a case here...
     
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    Aha! But what if the sum of money you received was my National Insurance number jumbled up?? I guess you can see where this is going ;)
     
  8. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Is there anyone who is not "sue happy" nowadays? :rolleyes:
     
  9. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    I wouldn't publish the exact sum of my winnings. I value your privacy too much, you see. ;)
     
  10. Queso macrumors G4

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    I hope nobody named Sue Happy is reading this, or your ass is history :p
     
  11. BoyBach macrumors 68040

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    I smell more litigation! ;)
     
  12. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    The number $5 bn is making me sad. You made me depressed!
     
  13. ejb190 macrumors 65816

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    A quick look at Zabasearch.com came up with 82 S. Happy's in the United States. I found a Santa Happy, a Store Happy, and a Smile Happy, but no one specifically named Sue. I think you might be safe...
     
  14. Kingsly macrumors 68040

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    I think I'll sue douglas adams. He published two digits from my social security #. Now any computer savvy terrorist could simply guess the other seven digits. :mad:
     
  15. kwong2006 macrumors regular

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    NUTJOB!

    You know he is one when his briefs are handwritten. Read it below.


    http://casedocs.justia.com/pennsylvania/pamdce/3:2007cv01677/69169/6/0.pdf

    There are more briefs from this website.

    http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-pamdce/case_no-3:2007cv01677/case_id-69169/

    The legal case also mentioned police brutality, public drunkeness, War on Terrorism, forced Federal restructuring of the states, and google aiding terrorism.

    What a nutcase. Any judge trying to preside over this should be impeached for wasting public resources.
     
  16. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Are there stains on his briefs? I hope he used clean ones.
     
  17. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    Good Lord. :eek::rolleyes::mad:

    I hope this guy is punished for abusing our legal system this way...
     

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