I was being a little facetious, but it wasn't directed towards anyone in particular, and this does not compare even remotely to accusing someone of "talking out of their butt," flaming and trolling. So no, sorry -- that does not work for me at all. Not even a little. I think you'll find that it doesn't work for the posting rules on this forum, either.
Apple won't lower prices "when they feel like it." If this is what you believe, then I think you're missing the basic point here. Apple will lower prices in other countries when competitive pressures demand it. What's more, the prices in Canada haven't gone up. Some of them have gone down, and some of them have (so far) remained the same.
About once a week a thread is started here by someone outside of the US playing calculator games with currency exchange rates and Apple prices. The point is always that US prices are suddenly much lower than wherever it is they live, when in reality they haven't changed in the US at all and probably haven't changed at all where they live.
In any event, you've answered your own question. If you want to enjoy the full value of an appreciated currency, then you have to travel. Americans know this from experiencing a strong US dollar. When the US dollar was highly valued, overseas bargains did not suddenly start appearing on our shelves here. Prices on imported goods were not automatically lowered. If we wanted bargains, we had to go and get them. So by all means, go and get them.