powermac666 said:
Well, you know they will still have a magical experience. DW is a biggie...
Yes, so your child can enjoy all of the zany cartoon chracters he didn't grow up with.
Man, I feel bad for kids today. No good cartoons for them - especially on the weekends.
I can imagine how fun it would be to take your kid to a place where he doesn't recognize any of the characters...
'And when I was a boy, this cartoon was really popular! Let's go on the ride based on it!'
'Dad, this is gay. I want to go home and play Tony Hawk.'
On topic of the dead kid
For a second there, I thought he died on 'Space Mountain', at which point, I would be forced to laugh - having been on that ride about 30,000 times as a kid.
Never had a chance to be on this new Mars one. Sounds pretty cool though. As for his death? Nothing to say really. I'm sure it all fits into some 'plan' and that he's in a 'better place' now, right (sarcasm)?
It could've been a combination of things, but I'm not about to guess...
Why you shouldn't take your kid to Disney World
From what I remember, all of the rides at Disney / Epcot were pretty pussed out. The only real rollercoaster they had was 'Splash Mountain'. If you wanted to ride something intense, your best bet was to stick with Cedar Point. Either way, you're making your kid stand in line all day, sweating his ass off and hating his life, only to make up for it for sixty seconds of fun.
Really, that kid stood a better chance of dying from heat stroke or dehydration, waiting four hours to get onto one of those dumpy, overhyped rides, without anything to drink. I remember how terrible it was, having to stand out there in that delicious Florida heat, day after day.
Do your kids a favor - don't make them stand out in that crappy heat unless you plan on buying them about $200 worth of fluids, an electric fan and at least fifty of those wax-coated strawberry popsicles. And remember, everything costs an 'arm and a leg' there.
To be honest, Disney World wasn't all that great. I went there practically every summer as a child - not once was I 'blown away' by it. It was almost a punishment. You had to wake up early, cover your body in sun-tan lotion, take a frozen bottle of water. drive there, leave your walk-man in the car to melt, park - walk a mile to the parking lot tram - get dropped off somewhere within a two mile radius of the booth, walk thirty miles under the Saharan sun, increase your chances of skin cancer, get to the 'stamp-your-hand' booth - drink all of your water within the first two minutes - commit to a religion in hopes of A/C, wait in line for
at least 45 minutes per ride. And then? You got to do all of that over again, in reversed order...
The only things that made up for it were the Star Wars ride at MGM (gone, apparently?), the Muppets 4D movie, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (which they got rid of! bastards!) and Splash Mountain. Everything else was just dumb, but my parents insisted that we loved it (e.g. 'Pirates of the Caribbean'). The only reason we went on the crappy rides so often (e.g. 'Haunted Mansion') is because the lines were short, and they had A/C.
In the end, we always went home, wishing we could've just stayed at the house, out of the heat, either swimming, playing video games or watching movies.
The first time I went, I was maybe five or six - the Dumbo ride was fun. But, of course, that was partially because I had watched Disney cartoons growing up.
If your kid doesn't watch Disney Cartoons (which I don't think is even possible anymore), they aren't really going to love it as much. I'd suggest taking them to the water park instead. It's not as hot, and they have this big artificial river thing that goes around the 'island' - it was a lot more fun than the crappy coasters. However, the simulated 'tsunami' or whatever? Bad idea. It's this big, crashing wave, right? Only the ground is concrete. So when the wave hits you, you grind into the concrete. Not so much fun.
Just put yourself in your kids' shoes (something that parents can't seem to ever do, for whatever reason).