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£47,000,000.00 Feeling Lucky?
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SpaceMagic said:Chance of me getting laid tonight (1 in 61,000,000 - the amount of people, female or male in the UK who could possiblyme but probably wont.)
Tell us: How did the odds work out for you last night?
MongoTheGeek said:
Sad but true story:
A local guy won millions on the lottery, decided that the above statment had to be proven. He blew through all his winnings on escorts and "entertainments" within 3 years, and now is back on the street, bankrupt.
mpw said:Jackpot's up to £77,000,000 - 111,000,000 - $134,000,000
i dunno what i would do with all that cashola....
ccharity for quite a chunk, oh and live the life of luxury!
Too Late
Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a winner!
£79,881,799
115,867,795
$140,536,048
The winner was a lady in Ireland...who I've always liked and respected, both for her charm, good looks, wit, intelligence, er did I say good looks?
Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a winner!
£79,881,799
115,867,795
$140,536,048
The winner was a lady in Ireland...who I've always liked and respected, both for her charm, good looks, wit, intelligence, er did I say good looks?
Sun Baked said:50 year old women...
Look's like you've finally started robbing the cradle and going after the young ones mpw.
MODERATORS! Ageism. I resent that insult, I have never had any issues with the age of the rich women I've tried to date.
Also, in case she reads this, she's never 50? I thought she looked more like 20 with her beautiful complexion, firm body, sparkling eyes etc.....
I would hide too.
Actually, I wouldn't tell anybody about it, not even my family until the day I went in to collect the money. Or maybe the night before. I wouldn't want anyone in my family telling others about my win. Word spreads fast.
Some of these lottery winners are hounded on the phone by hundreds of people, some of them strangers, some of them salesmen, and some of them by their own banks.
I would probably ask that my name be kept anonymous as well until I collected the money and moved into accounts here and there, and over there, and buried in the back yard over at the corner, and.....
Actually, I wouldn't tell anybody about it, not even my family until the day I went in to collect the money. Or maybe the night before. I wouldn't want anyone in my family telling others about my win. Word spreads fast.
Some of these lottery winners are hounded on the phone by hundreds of people, some of them strangers, some of them salesmen, and some of them by their own banks.
I would probably ask that my name be kept anonymous as well until I collected the money and moved into accounts here and there, and over there, and buried in the back yard over at the corner, and.....