Ok. I think I'm obsessed.
In my Beliefs, Values and Traditions (Compulsory R.E. with a fancy name for people in England who opted out of doing R.E. but are still forced to do it anyway, rendering the whole thing pointless) GCSE, I tried selling the examiner a Mac.
There's a sub-section for each question where you're meant to write your feelings about a certain statement... and the one I got was...
"Do you think the Devil is the cause of suffering?"
Naturally, I was rather bored by this point so my lack of wanting to be serious was pretty over-powering... anyway, this ended up in my GCSE exam paper...
"I also believe Microsoft is a cause of suffering, with it's terrible Operating Systems, Games Consoles and MP3 Players. If Microsoft actually made a decent version of Windows then maybe the world would be a better place as people wouldn't suffer because they lost an important document or had system crash.
People would also suffer less as they'd have more time to be productive as well as they wouldn't spend all their time fixing driver conflicts.
That's why some Christians use Macs. It means Christians can be more productive and since Macs can run Office and -should the need it- Windows, they can do everything a lot faster.
If Christians want more information, they can visit http://www.apple.com/getamac"
Do I need help? D:
lol.
In my Beliefs, Values and Traditions (Compulsory R.E. with a fancy name for people in England who opted out of doing R.E. but are still forced to do it anyway, rendering the whole thing pointless) GCSE, I tried selling the examiner a Mac.
There's a sub-section for each question where you're meant to write your feelings about a certain statement... and the one I got was...
"Do you think the Devil is the cause of suffering?"
Naturally, I was rather bored by this point so my lack of wanting to be serious was pretty over-powering... anyway, this ended up in my GCSE exam paper...
"I also believe Microsoft is a cause of suffering, with it's terrible Operating Systems, Games Consoles and MP3 Players. If Microsoft actually made a decent version of Windows then maybe the world would be a better place as people wouldn't suffer because they lost an important document or had system crash.
People would also suffer less as they'd have more time to be productive as well as they wouldn't spend all their time fixing driver conflicts.
That's why some Christians use Macs. It means Christians can be more productive and since Macs can run Office and -should the need it- Windows, they can do everything a lot faster.
If Christians want more information, they can visit http://www.apple.com/getamac"
Do I need help? D:
lol.
