Have you used a recent Intel Extreme system? You're not going to want to play games on it, but it's just as competent at surfing, email, photo editing and other tasks as anything Apple puts in a mid-range system.
What good is "iLife" unless you have a bunch of expensive digital toys? Not much, is it?
Glad to hear that the stereotype of Apple users being arrogant elitists isn't true anymore.
That 3 GHz Celeron on a 533 MHz bus with real DDR memory would smack that 1.25 GHz G4 on a pseudo-DDR 133 MHz bus. Smack it hard.
Who cares if it has a floppy or not??? You don't have to use it, but it's there in case you want to.
As far as "ugly", I'm glad that you can be so sure from looking at a 100x100 pixel thumbnail. Since I always put the tower on the floor under the desk, I'm more concerned with "function" than "fashion".