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50 Year Old Man Pulled off Bike and "Sexually Molested" in Sweden

robbieduncan

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With apologies to e who usually posts this sort of story...

The Reg Story

"Swedish cops are on the look-out for a quintet of tattooed girls who dragged a 50-year-old man off his bicycle, pulled down his trousers and smalls and "sexually molested" the poor bloke."

Note I wanted to title this ...Pulled off Bike and "Pulled Off" but I though the Mods might object...
 
While I don't condone non-consensual forced sexual activity, there are probably many a guy on here thinking, "What a lucky bloke."
 
A quintet? Wow.
Are they conducting this investigation so they can be next?
A medal perhaps?
I'm kidding of course. Rape is never funny.
A quintet is funny.

Missing a 'y' btw in thread title.
EDIT: you fixed it.
 
Tattooed Ambush Vixens
Hmmm. Excellent name for a band I would have thought.

iBlue said:
They weren't very specific in that article. I wonder what they actually did. </morbid curiosity>
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Indeed.
"Sexually molested" covers quite a range of activities.

Poor guy. I can only imagine what I'd feel like if a quintet of girls dragged me from my bike and err… sexually molested me.
:(
 
Peace said:
This would have been interesting had it not been for the tattoos. I abhor them.

They should be arrested and sent to Amsterdam.
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It got hotter with the tattoos. :)
You know, if we were just looking at the quintet of tattooed chicks.
Rape aint hot no matter how you dice it.
 
iBlue said:
To Club Vandersexxx!*



*Europtrip

P.S. You serious about the tattoo hate? why?
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I don't mind little ones like butterflies on a buttock but tattoos on a females arms or backs etc. don't appeal to me. Don't know why. I suppose it's because I'm old and don't have any myself but I digress.
 
bbotte said:
You can't rape the willing.....
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Unspoken Demise said:
Yes, you can.
He may still get an erection, but it does not mean he is willing.
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I don't know where people started picking up that he was "raped". Raped summons up something pretty specific and quite horrific…
If the guy was raped I doubt the papers would be covering it with "sexually molested".

Sexually molested?
Well they could have "just" fondled him a bit… gave him a few strokes… I'll leave the rest to your imaginations.
What they quaintly used to call: Outraging his/her modesty.

Somehow I doubt any guy — especially the wrong side of 50 — is going to get "stimulated enough" to start having penetrative sex with 5 — what did they call them? — "Tattooed Ambush Vixens", unless it actually was some kind of porn-fantasy video shoot.

But then they'd be described as "Lesbian Tattooed Ambush Vixens".

Poor guy.
 
bbotte said:
If I get an erection, I am willing.
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So if you pop a boner at school because you were day dreaming about something sexual, that gives automatic rights for anyone to sexually assault you?

EDIT: To me, rape is any unwanted sexual contact/ interaction. Pulling his pants down in public and doing stuff to him is rape, IMHO.
 
Peace said:
I don't mind little ones like butterflies on a buttock but tattoos on a females arms or backs etc. don't appeal to me. Don't know why. I suppose it's because I'm old and don't have any myself but I digress.
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not sure how "old" you are or even you really do count as old... 34 here and generally can't stand tattoos on females... quite a waste!
 
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