50 Year Old Man Pulled off Bike and "Sexually Molested" in Sweden

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  1. robbieduncan Moderator emeritus

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    With apologies to e who usually posts this sort of story...

    The Reg Story

    "Swedish cops are on the look-out for a quintet of tattooed girls who dragged a 50-year-old man off his bicycle, pulled down his trousers and smalls and "sexually molested" the poor bloke."

    Note I wanted to title this ...Pulled off Bike and "Pulled Off" but I though the Mods might object...
     
  2. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    While I don't condone non-consensual forced sexual activity, there are probably many a guy on here thinking, "What a lucky bloke."
     
  3. Unspoken Demise macrumors 68040

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    A quintet? Wow.
    Are they conducting this investigation so they can be next?
    A medal perhaps?
    I'm kidding of course. Rape is never funny.
    A quintet is funny.

    Missing a 'y' btw in thread title.
    EDIT: you fixed it.
     
  4. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    :D I read this earlier but decided against posting it, why I don't know.

    Anyway, no time to talk, I'm off to Sweden... :eek:
     
  5. iBlue macrumors Core

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    They weren't very specific in that article. I wonder what they actually did. </morbid curiosity>
     
  6. arkitect macrumors 601

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    Tattooed Ambush Vixens
    Hmmm. Excellent name for a band I would have thought.

    Indeed.
    "Sexually molested" covers quite a range of activities.

    Poor guy. I can only imagine what I'd feel like if a quintet of girls dragged me from my bike and err… sexually molested me.
    :(
     
  7. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    I don't have time to go to Sweden. I'll swing by an IKEA and see if it happens to me there.
     
  8. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    LOL - It's in the bedding section and called the KVWIKEE line.
     
  9. Peace macrumors Core

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    This would have been interesting had it not been for the tattoos. I abhor them.

    They should be arrested and sent to Amsterdam.
     
  10. Unspoken Demise macrumors 68040

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    It got hotter with the tattoos. :)
    You know, if we were just looking at the quintet of tattooed chicks.
    Rape aint hot no matter how you dice it.
     
  11. bartelby macrumors Core

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    You're far too young for anything to happen to you e. Unless your aim is to observe... from the bushes...
     
  12. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Busted :eek:

    http://up.*************/files/1/Images/Smilies/Dogeyes.gif

    :p
     
  13. iBlue macrumors Core

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    To Club Vandersexxx!*



    *Europtrip

    P.S. You serious about the tattoo hate? why?
     
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    <3

    It says I get a free t-shirt with flyer.

    5 girls, 1 guy. Well then.
     
  15. Peace macrumors Core

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    I don't mind little ones like butterflies on a buttock but tattoos on a females arms or backs etc. don't appeal to me. Don't know why. I suppose it's because I'm old and don't have any myself but I digress.
     
  16. Antares macrumors 68000

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    That man just lived my fantasy.

    But if it was five tatooed men who did that to a woman, would the public reaction be the same?

    P.S. gotta love tattoos
     
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    Yes, you can.
    He may still get an erection, but it does not mean he is willing.
     
  19. bbotte macrumors 65816

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    If I get an erection, I am willing.
     
  20. Peace macrumors Core

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    ummm...no offense but that statement doesn't make sense.

    If a person is willing then that person is willing. And in some cases *cough* can't get an erection.


    not that I have ever had that problem mind you
     
  21. arkitect macrumors 601

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    I don't know where people started picking up that he was "raped". Raped summons up something pretty specific and quite horrific…
    If the guy was raped I doubt the papers would be covering it with "sexually molested".

    Sexually molested?
    Well they could have "just" fondled him a bit… gave him a few strokes… I'll leave the rest to your imaginations.
    What they quaintly used to call: Outraging his/her modesty.

    Somehow I doubt any guy — especially the wrong side of 50 — is going to get "stimulated enough" to start having penetrative sex with 5 — what did they call them? — "Tattooed Ambush Vixens", unless it actually was some kind of porn-fantasy video shoot.

    But then they'd be described as "Lesbian Tattooed Ambush Vixens".

    Poor guy.
     
  22. Unspoken Demise macrumors 68040

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    So if you pop a boner at school because you were day dreaming about something sexual, that gives automatic rights for anyone to sexually assault you?

    EDIT: To me, rape is any unwanted sexual contact/ interaction. Pulling his pants down in public and doing stuff to him is rape, IMHO.
     
  23. jbernie macrumors 6502a

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    not sure how "old" you are or even you really do count as old... 34 here and generally can't stand tattoos on females... quite a waste!
     
  24. Peace macrumors Core

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    On MR 57 counts as old.;)
     
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    I can't speak for others, but if 5 girls got me all worked up and then just left me unslaked. I know I'd be upset too. I'd demand satisfaction.;)
     

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