Man claims penis amputated without consent

[rdowns]

Yikes!

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LOUISVILLE, Ky. - A Kentucky man who claims his penis was removed without his consent during what was supposed to be a circumcision has sued the doctor who performed the surgery.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

He's suing the doctor? I don't think it'll stand up in court.

 

[bradl]

Now.. I know I'm not the first person that had that Detatchable Penis song run through my head (no pun intended), am I?

BL.

 

[nick9191]

Now now, don't get teste. He'll have to present the long hard facts if he wants to get anywhere with this case. I hope he knows the states penal code.

 

[bigandy]

That sucks.

 

[skunk]

Why on earth was he getting circumcised at the age of 61 anyway?

 

[bigandy]

The one thing he forgot on his "things to do before I die" list?

 

[Mindflux]

This should be an automatic win. If the guy wasn't in the process of changing his gender; than no man in his right mind would want it cut off.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Why on earth was he getting circumcised at the age of 61 anyway?

Maybe his new girlfriend didn't like the turtle-neck look??

 

[dmr727]

I got married and somehow my balls ended up in a jar without my consent.

 

[swiftaw]

I got married and somehow my balls ended up in a jar without my consent.

You did consent, you said "I do"

 

[MacNut]

That sucks.

Well it can't do much more.

 

[NT1440]

He's suing the doctor? I don't think it'll stand up in court.

i dont think it will ever stand up again....


poor guy.

 

[LinuXtreme]

And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

</Obligitory WAY Song>

Seriously though...

 

[dmr727]

You did consent, you said "I do"

LOL! True. True.

 

[iJohnHenry]

I got married and somehow my balls ended up in a jar without my consent.

You know the one food that will kill sex, absolutely??

Wedding cake.

Oh, you will be asked for sex when she is ovulating, but that is more performance art than sex.

 

[NT1440]

</Obligitory WAY Song>

Seriously though...

Did anyone NOT like wierd al when they were a kid? (stupid question, the majority of you are much older than I)

 

[bradl]

Did anyone NOT like wierd al when they were a kid? (stupid question, the majority of you are much older than I)

I thought he was great, and I was a kid back in the Oh, Ricky! and Another One Rides the Bus days!

But it took Fat, Lasagna, Dare to be Stupid, and Living with a Hernia to win me over.

BL.

 

[Gray-Wolf]

You know the one food that will kill sex, absolutely??

Wedding cake.

Not if it's cheese cake.

 

[95527]

i can't believe i'm about to say that it...

Not if it's cheese cake.

sounds more like a slice of beefcake.

 

[TheAnswer]

Geez, I've been hanging out in the PRSI too long...I read the first two words as "McCain".

 

[PlaceofDis]

further proof that the world is a very bizarre place.

 

[Darth.Titan]

I thought he was great, and I was a kid back in the Oh, Ricky! and Another One Rides the Bus days!

But it took Fat, Lasagna, Dare to be Stupid, and Living with a Hernia to win me over.

BL.

What is all this WAS business? I still buy every album he releases. I've never had the opportunity to see him live though.

 

[bradl]

What is all this WAS business? I still buy every album he releases. I've never had the opportunity to see him live though.

Don't get me wrong, he still is great! I was just saying that he was great even back before he got big with Eat It, Like a Surgeon, Jeopardy, etc.

I consider myself lucky to have been able to see him for free. He performed at the California State Fair. I didn't know he really was from Lynwood! I've driven through that town so many times on the Las Vegas/SoCal runs.

BL.

 

[scotty96LSC]

Goes to show, even if you pull the covers over your head they can find you.