Man claims penis amputated without consent

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  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Yikes!

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  2. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    He's suing the doctor? I don't think it'll stand up in court.
     
  3. bradl macrumors 68040

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    Now.. I know I'm not the first person that had that Detatchable Penis song run through my head (no pun intended), am I? :D

    BL.
     
  4. nick9191 macrumors 68040

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    Now now, don't get teste. He'll have to present the long hard facts if he wants to get anywhere with this case. I hope he knows the states penal code.
     
  5. bigandy macrumors G3

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    Why on earth was he getting circumcised at the age of 61 anyway? :confused:
     
  7. bigandy macrumors G3

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    The one thing he forgot on his "things to do before I die" list?
     
  8. Mindflux macrumors 68000

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    This should be an automatic win. If the guy wasn't in the process of changing his gender; than no man in his right mind would want it cut off.
     
  9. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Maybe his new girlfriend didn't like the turtle-neck look??
     
  10. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    I got married and somehow my balls ended up in a jar without my consent.
     
  11. swiftaw macrumors 603

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    You did consent, you said "I do" :D
     
  12. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Well it can't do much more.
     
  13. NT1440 macrumors G4

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    i dont think it will ever stand up again....


    :(poor guy.
     
  14. LinuXtreme macrumors regular

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    </Obligitory WAY Song> :D

    Seriously though... :eek:
     
  15. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    LOL! True. True.
     
  16. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    You know the one food that will kill sex, absolutely??

    Wedding cake.

    Oh, you will be asked for sex when she is ovulating, but that is more performance art than sex.
     
  17. NT1440 macrumors G4

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    :D

    Did anyone NOT like wierd al when they were a kid? (stupid question, the majority of you are much older than I)
     
  18. bradl macrumors 68040

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    I thought he was great, and I was a kid back in the Oh, Ricky! and Another One Rides the Bus days!

    But it took Fat, Lasagna, Dare to be Stupid, and Living with a Hernia to win me over.

    BL.
     
  19. Gray-Wolf macrumors 68030

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    Not if it's cheese cake. :rolleyes:
     
  20. tyranna macrumors regular

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    i can't believe i'm about to say that it...

    sounds more like a slice of beefcake.
     
  21. TheAnswer macrumors 68030

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    Geez, I've been hanging out in the PRSI too long...I read the first two words as "McCain". :eek:
     
  22. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    further proof that the world is a very bizarre place.
     
  23. Darth.Titan macrumors 68030

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    What is all this WAS business? I still buy every album he releases. I've never had the opportunity to see him live though. :(
     
  24. bradl macrumors 68040

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    Don't get me wrong, he still is great! I was just saying that he was great even back before he got big with Eat It, Like a Surgeon, Jeopardy, etc.

    I consider myself lucky to have been able to see him for free. He performed at the California State Fair. I didn't know he really was from Lynwood! I've driven through that town so many times on the Las Vegas/SoCal runs.

    BL.
     
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    Goes to show, even if you pull the covers over your head they can find you.
     

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