You know what. You inspired me guys. I'm gonna go get Apple care and when the screen starts to look ugly I'll just smash it against the wall and go change it for a new one 
I'd much sooner buy the $99 AppleCare Plus and replace the whole damn thing in two years for $50.
Not to mention this thing has a totally exposed edge that sits above the iPad frame and is easily fractured- see the iLounge review of the iPhone protector- failed inside of a month.