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cb911 said:
aahhh... yes. :) her beautiful pancreas, an exquisite kidney and what a delightful scphleeen. :p

all yours jsw. for the time being. :p ;) :D
Thanks! But of course what I'd want most would be her heart. ;)
 
wowser said:
mean, mean and mean!
Eh?!?

I think you're just still miffed that I'm ahead of you in line - in the MacRumors line of members wishing to hook up with her. Assuming that she reads this thread, is lonely, is unable to find anyone else for companionship, is intrigued by the idea of meeting complete web strangers solely because they are interested in Macs and her (not necessarily in that order), and has low standards... then, well, I can see why you'd be upset. ;)
 
How dare you not read the comic! It is a great comic. Although it's actully in black and white. The link I posted, was to an unofficial fan-coloured version (which makes the origional version look like CRAP).
 
ok, didn't quite understand the comic... maybe it's just cos it's 2am...

my god ED, you've done it again.

and just to think... my SECOND CHOICE university was the same one she attends (I think)... if only i'd known that when i was chosing... i might have a lock of her hair by now...

obsessed? me?! pfft!

she does have that weird quality... it is the face, as some of you said... every time i watch the BBC show Spooks I'm reminded of her by the female lead Zoe...

Hob
 
Inkmonkey said:
Nope. Come again...
Gosh, you people are dense.

Clearly, he's asking if K.K. is a Virgo (sign of the virgin), someone who's born August 23 to September 23. Seriously - what else could he mean?

Fortunately, I can answer this: her birthday is March 26, 1985, making her an Aries. FWIW, Astrology Online says that Aries "are liable to have a high sex drive and make passionate but fastidious lovers."

Of course, that's off-topic. Jalexster was just asking when she was born. I just don't understand why he had to do it so indirectly.

;)
 
jsw said:
Fortunately, I can answer this: her birthday is March 26, 1985, making her an Aries. FWIW, Astrology Online says that Aries "are liable to have a high sex drive and make passionate but fastidious lovers."

You missed this one...

The intensity of your sexual urges can drive you to promiscuity and a Don Juan-like counting of conquests of the opposite sex.

So, perhaps we all have hope.
 
edesignuk said:
Please stop! I don't know how much I can take! :D
Well, that "fastidious" part is a bit off-putting. The definition I found is:
giving and careful attention to detail; hard to please; excessively concerned with cleanliness

If she's the first, then, well, I can imagine no higher form of perfection. If she's the second, well, I guess that would be bad - but, of course, you could just decide not to care if she liked it. If she was the third, well, what's wrong with hot tubs and showers (answer: nothing).

Hmmm. Upon reconsideration, "fastidious" seems like it would be a good thing.

And sorry if it's too much for you, e., but, really, it doesn't make you wonder what she'd be like in bed, does it? The "high sex drive" part isn't distracting, right? I mean, it's not like, right now, you're sitting there imagining what it'd be like with her, wondering if she was, in fact, fastidious, pondering if she was insatiable, thinking about how 'passionate' she was? Right?
 
emw said:
You missed this one...

The intensity of your sexual urges can drive you to promiscuity and a Don Juan-like counting of conquests of the opposite sex.

So, perhaps we all have hope.
Well, OK, but I fail to see how my Don Juan-like counting of conquests in any way gives you hope....

;)
 
jsw said:
And sorry if it's too much for you, e., but, really, it doesn't make you wonder what she'd be like in bed, does it? The "high sex drive" part isn't distracting, right? I mean, it's not like, right now, you're sitting there imagining what it'd be like with her, wondering if she was, in fact, fastidious, pondering if she was insatiable, thinking about how 'passionate' she was? Right?
DAMN YOU!

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..hmmm...must be time for a 'tar change in a couple of days...
 
edesignuk said:
DAMN YOU!

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..hmmm...must be time for a 'tar change in a couple of days...
I'm just happy you responded quickly. Prevented me from being forced to wonder what else you might be doing.... :D
 
jsw said:
And sorry if it's too much for you, e., but, really, it doesn't make you wonder what she'd be like in bed, does it? The "high sex drive" part isn't distracting, right? I mean, it's not like, right now, you're sitting there imagining what it'd be like with her, wondering if she was, in fact, fastidious, pondering if she was insatiable, thinking about how 'passionate' she was? Right?

Great, now they're going to start filtering macrumors on my work firewall...
 
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