Is the 2010 Mac Mini More Sexy than the 2009 Mac Pro?

[Murray M]

I'm a fan of the MP--but shoot--wow. Mm--mmm. Have you seen that Mini?

Mm-mmm. And HDMI, no less! Does the MP have HDMI? And one piece aluminum sexyness? Can the MP do that? Which is hotter?

 

[psychometry]

If you find desktop computer enclosures "sexy" or "hot" I'd recommend seeing some kind of therapist...

 

[mcpryon2]

I'd say the Mini could be sexier, but the MP has more holes.

 

[Icaras]

Yes, but the Mini's new "user-serviceable" hole at the bottom is much bigger than the Pro's.

 

[Techhie]

Yes, but the Mini's new "user-serviceable" hole at the bottom is much bigger than the Pro's.

You mean that gaping hole in the side? The Mac Mini is younger, and comparing the sizes of their service holes, definitely tighter.

Is it getting hot in here?

 

[gethyphyyo]

You mean that gaping hole in the side? The Mac Mini is younger, and comparing the sizes of their service holes, definitely tighter.

Is it getting hot in here?

2 holes 1 geek? lol

 

[chiefroastbeef]

my 2009 MP is much better looking!

 

[Vylen]

my 2009 MP is much better looking!

i'm sure it can literally crush the mac mini

 

[grue]

If you find desktop computer enclosures "sexy" or "hot" I'd recommend seeing some kind of therapist...

Seconded.

 

[strausd]

You all only think its sexy because it's thinner, how shallow...

 

[mcpryon2]

I wonder what a Mac Pro's Craigslist ad would look like....

"BBW (big-boned workstation) L4 NSA meeting. Clean install, no viruses. Looking for same. Bored at home, desperately looking for some serious 'updating.' Xeons only! No games! i7 need not apply!"

 

[octatonic]

The Mini is Kate Moss. Light, tight but lacking brain power.
The Mac Pro is Anne Widdecombe. A hefty, big-legged woman with a large brain.

I f_ck either of them with a stolen d1ck.

 

[xi mezmerize ix]

Well if your definition of sexy is a new hard, square piece of metal containing electronics, then yes, it is more "sexy."

For me, this is my definition of sexy:

http://tellmewhyimwrong.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/kim-kardashian.jpg

 

[eawmp1]

Get out of your parents' basement and meet some girls.

And no, my Mac Pro runs circles around the Mini. With computers, as with girls, looks only get you so far. When the lights are out, it's the performance that's more important.

 

[xi mezmerize ix]

Get out of your parents' basement and meet some girls.

And no, my Mac Pro runs circles around the Mini. With computers, as with girls, looks only get you so far. When the lights are out, it's the performance that's more important.

Amen to that.

 

[Vylen]

This might help a bit... so which is sexier?

 

[xi mezmerize ix]

This might help a bit... so which is sexier?

hahahahaha

 

[eawmp1]

"Big chassis...my Mac's got em"

 

[BobHail]

No. Power is sexy.

 

[reel2reel]

This might help a bit... so which is sexier?

Well, looking at this, the Mac Pro is definitely looking a little Mom-ish beside the Hot Daughter Mini.

 

[parakiet]

the mini has easy access

 

[bzollinger]

This might help a bit... so which is sexier?

LOL

 

[ValSalva]

How can you not like the Mac Pro's fishnet stockings-like facade? This really is a weird thread

 

[reel2reel]

I wonder which one boots faster. Sometimes the waiting around kills the mood.

 

[Digital Skunk]

Well, looking at this, the Mac Pro is definitely looking a little Mom-ish beside the Hot Daughter Mini.

Well then, sounds like the Mac Pro is a MILF

Mother I'd Like to use Final Cut on