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Murray M

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I'm a fan of the MP--but shoot--wow. Mm--mmm. Have you seen that Mini?

Mm-mmm. And HDMI, no less! Does the MP have HDMI? And one piece aluminum sexyness? Can the MP do that? Which is hotter?
 
Yes, but the Mini's new "user-serviceable" hole at the bottom is much bigger than the Pro's.

You mean that gaping hole in the side? The Mac Mini is younger, and comparing the sizes of their service holes, definitely tighter. 🙄

Is it getting hot in here? 😀
 
I wonder what a Mac Pro's Craigslist ad would look like....

"BBW (big-boned workstation) L4 NSA meeting. Clean install, no viruses. Looking for same. Bored at home, desperately looking for some serious 'updating.' Xeons only! No games! i7 need not apply!"
 
The Mini is Kate Moss. Light, tight but lacking brain power.
The Mac Pro is Anne Widdecombe. A hefty, big-legged woman with a large brain.

I f_ck either of them with a stolen d1ck.
 
Get out of your parents' basement and meet some girls.

And no, my Mac Pro runs circles around the Mini. With computers, as with girls, looks only get you so far. When the lights are out, it's the performance that's more important. 😉
 
Get out of your parents' basement and meet some girls.

And no, my Mac Pro runs circles around the Mini. With computers, as with girls, looks only get you so far. When the lights are out, it's the performance that's more important. 😉

Amen to that.
 
This might help a bit... so which is sexier?

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