Is the 2010 Mac Mini More Sexy than the 2009 Mac Pro?

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  1. Murray M macrumors regular

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    I'm a fan of the MP--but shoot--wow. Mm--mmm. Have you seen that Mini?

    Mm-mmm. And HDMI, no less! Does the MP have HDMI? And one piece aluminum sexyness? Can the MP do that? Which is hotter?
     
  2. psychometry macrumors regular

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    If you find desktop computer enclosures "sexy" or "hot" I'd recommend seeing some kind of therapist...
     
  3. mcpryon2 macrumors 6502

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    I'd say the Mini could be sexier, but the MP has more holes.
     
  4. Icaras macrumors 603

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    Yes, but the Mini's new "user-serviceable" hole at the bottom is much bigger than the Pro's.
     
  5. Techhie macrumors 65816

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    You mean that gaping hole in the side? The Mac Mini is younger, and comparing the sizes of their service holes, definitely tighter. :rolleyes:

    Is it getting hot in here? :D
     
  6. gethyphyyo macrumors regular

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    2 holes 1 geek? lol
     
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  8. Vylen macrumors 65816

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    i'm sure it can literally crush the mac mini ;)
     
  9. grue macrumors 65816

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    Seconded.
     
  10. strausd macrumors 68030

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    You all only think its sexy because it's thinner, how shallow...
     
  11. mcpryon2 macrumors 6502

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    I wonder what a Mac Pro's Craigslist ad would look like....

    "BBW (big-boned workstation) L4 NSA meeting. Clean install, no viruses. Looking for same. Bored at home, desperately looking for some serious 'updating.' Xeons only! No games! i7 need not apply!"
     
  12. octatonic macrumors regular

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    The Mini is Kate Moss. Light, tight but lacking brain power.
    The Mac Pro is Anne Widdecombe. A hefty, big-legged woman with a large brain.

    I f_ck either of them with a stolen d1ck.
     
  13. xi mezmerize ix macrumors 6502a

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  14. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    Get out of your parents' basement and meet some girls.

    And no, my Mac Pro runs circles around the Mini. With computers, as with girls, looks only get you so far. When the lights are out, it's the performance that's more important. ;)
     
  15. xi mezmerize ix macrumors 6502a

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    Amen to that.
     
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  17. xi mezmerize ix macrumors 6502a

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    hahahahaha
     
  18. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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  20. reel2reel macrumors 6502a

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    Well, looking at this, the Mac Pro is definitely looking a little Mom-ish beside the Hot Daughter Mini.
     
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    LOL:D:p:apple:
     
  23. ValSalva macrumors 68040

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    How can you not like the Mac Pro's fishnet stockings-like facade? This really is a weird thread :eek:
     
  24. reel2reel macrumors 6502a

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    I wonder which one boots faster. Sometimes the waiting around kills the mood.
     
  25. Digital Skunk macrumors 604

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    Well then, sounds like the Mac Pro is a MILF

    Mother I'd Like to use Final Cut on
     

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