12 inch dong.
That way, every time you use it, you can say you have a 12 inch dong between your legs.
Or, just dong. That way, you can say you sling your dong over your shoulder in its own bag when you're not using it.
Again, these are just ideas.
I knew about the one in Lion King, but not the others.
I suggest you call yours Dirac.
What's the disney tie in as mentioned by the OP?
Dell Inspiron.