A bad yo mama joke (iPhone related)

[JoeG4]

Yo mama so dumb when she bought her iPhone, she had it engraved "Reward if found! Call XXX-XXX-XXXX"......

That number belonged to her iPhone.

 

[stev3n]

hahah

 

[Nrwrit3r]

yo mama so fat she is at high risk for pulmonary heart disease

 

[TheyCallMeSaint]

Yo post so awesome, it'll dun magically move itself to that there wasteland.

 

[iCheddar]

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

That's actually pretty funny.

 

[Acronym]

yo momma's armpits are so hairy she look like she got don king in a head lock.

and with that being said I'm done.

 

[einmusiker]

yo mam so stupit, when we told her we was goin to da superbowl she bought a big spoon

 

[ajax43]

Ahem... Your mother is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!

Your mother is soooo fat...when she gets in the tub, the water in the toilet rises.

Thank you...I'm here all week.

 

[ssbearsfan]

There is a "yo mamma so fat" app

I don't know what is more sad - that there is one or that I downloaded it

 

[Wicked1]

There is a "yo mamma so fat" app

I don't know what is more sad - that there is one or that I downloaded it

Proabably both

 

[snakelda]

I downloaded a yo mama app a while ago and it wasn't that great...

 

[LIVEFRMNYC]

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale in read, Now loading 2% .....19% ...... Still loading 34% ..... 56% .......72% ..... Still loading 74%... .....79% ....... File to big for memory.

 

[Interstella5555]

Retelling a stupid joke with absolutely no effort at presentation... (if you have to explain the joke, it's bad, m'kay?)? don't quite your day job if you have one.

 

[ajax43]

Retelling a stupid joke with absolutely no effort at presentation... (if you have to explain the joke, it's bad, m'kay?)? don't quite your day job if you have one.

Thats "quit" scooter. M'kay??