A bad yo mama joke (iPhone related)

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by JoeG4, Feb 23, 2011.

  1. JoeG4 macrumors 68030

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    Yo mama so dumb when she bought her iPhone, she had it engraved "Reward if found! Call XXX-XXX-XXXX"......

    That number belonged to her iPhone.
     
  2. Nrwrit3r macrumors 6502a

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    yo mama so fat she is at high risk for pulmonary heart disease
     
  3. TheyCallMeSaint macrumors regular

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    Yo post so awesome, it'll dun magically move itself to that there wasteland.
     
  4. TuffLuffJimmy macrumors G3

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    That's actually pretty funny. :p
     
  5. Acronym macrumors 68000

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    yo momma's armpits are so hairy she look like she got don king in a head lock.

    and with that being said I'm done.
     
  6. einmusiker macrumors 68030

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    yo mam so stupit, when we told her we was goin to da superbowl she bought a big spoon
     
  7. ajax43 macrumors regular

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    Ahem... Your mother is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!:cool:

    Your mother is soooo fat...when she gets in the tub, the water in the toilet rises.

    Thank you...I'm here all week.:D
     
  8. ssbearsfan macrumors member

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    There is a "yo mamma so fat" app

    I don't know what is more sad - that there is one or that I downloaded it :eek:
     
  9. Wicked1 macrumors 68040

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    Proabably both :rolleyes:
     
  10. snakelda macrumors 6502

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    I downloaded a yo mama app a while ago and it wasn't that great...
     
  11. LIVEFRMNYC macrumors 603

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    Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale in read, Now loading 2% .....19% ...... Still loading 34% ..... 56% .......72% ..... Still loading 74%... .....79% ....... File to big for memory.
     
  12. Interstella5555 macrumors 603

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    Retelling a stupid joke with absolutely no effort at presentation... (if you have to explain the joke, it's bad, m'kay?)? don't quite your day job if you have one.
     
  13. ajax43 macrumors regular

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    Thats "quit" scooter. M'kay??:)
     

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