Do accountancy, OP.
If you've never showed any interest in computers, IT or programming up to this point then I have my doubts that you will ever be a gifted programmer.
Programming takes time to master, and you have to have some drive in order to do it. You have to get your 10000 hours in. The best programmers teach themselves during their teens.
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Also I pay my accountant (B.S. degree + enrolled agent) about $150.00 dollars per hour during tax time and she is worth every penny!