A Limerick - for those waiting for the new MBP

[garyoke]

There once was a guy names Steve Jobs
Who philosoph'd much like Tom Hobbes
Leviathan business
in his own self interest
each six months folks say "we wuz robbed"

Store is back up - no bump. <sigh>

 

[squeeks]

...cute

 

[tip]

*groan*

 

[djellison]

I found myself somewhat perturbed
No sign of new laptops was heard
New iPhones wont cut it
So I yelled out 'oh f*** it'
And purchased a shiny refurb

 

[soupyjnr]

I found myself somewhat perturbed
No sign of new laptops was heard
New iPhones wont cut it
So I yelled out 'oh f*** it'
And purchased a shiny refurb

LMAO loved it!

 

[Mindflux]

there once was a little forum
that had quite a drab decorum
with people that were twitterpated
for the laptops were not updated
another week of the bitchin' boredom

 

[sr5878]

i smiled, but i didnt lol.

6/10.

 

[design-is]

There once was a guy names Steve Jobs
Who philosoph'd much like Tom Hobbes
Leviathan business
in his own self interest
each six months folks say "we wuz robbed"

Store is back up - no bump. <sigh>

I found myself somewhat perturbed
No sign of new laptops was heard
New iPhones wont cut it
So I yelled out 'oh f*** it'
And purchased a shiny refurb

there once was a little forum
that had quite a drab decorum
with people that were twitterpated
for the laptops were not updated
another week of the bitchin' boredom

lol great guys! put a smile back on my face after the dissapointment

 

[djellison]

Come on, someone do one that starts 'A mac user who lived in Nantucket'

 

[Mac OS X Ocelot]

Come on, someone do one that starts 'A mac user who lived in Nantucket'

Who had a MacBook so small he could chuck it?

 

[djellison]

But that was a mistake
It flew into a lake


(come on, take it home )

 

[Mac OS X Ocelot]

But that was a mistake
It flew into a lake


(come on, take it home )

So he bought a Dell to replace it.

 

[iMpathetic]

A Mac user who lived in Nantucket
Stuck his head in a great metal bucket
because updates weren't there
he pulled out his hair...
Constantly waiting for updates? F*ck it.

 

[garyoke]

A Mac user who lived in Nantucket
Stuck his head in a great metal bucket
as updates wern't there (watch the meter)
he pulled out his hair...
which only served to REALLY mess up the keyboard on his old G4, so he went back to the Appple store, and BOUGHT the darn MacbookPro he originally wanted, went home, and lived happily ever after.

(until the update he had been waiting for came out later that year).

 

[CorvusCamenarum]

New Macbook Pros did not arrive,
just the Air with a solid state drive.
So we all emailed Steve
for a wanted reprieve:
"Just ship us a Powerbook G5."

 

[Scarlet Fever]

New Macbook Pros did not arrive,
just the Air with a solid state drive.
So we all emailed Steve
for a wanted reprieve:
"Just ship us a Powerbook G5."

[/win]

epic

 

[iMpathetic]

New Macbook Pros did not arrive,
just the Air with a solid state drive.
So we all emailed Steve
for a wanted reprieve:
"Just ship us a Powerbook G5."

Now make one about the nw iPod and iPhone capacities! Sweet angry jeebus, you're good!

 

[c-Row]

There once was a user called Bob
who bought a new Touch at the shop.
It was a great gadget,
no other could match it,
but prices were over the top.

 

[Melrose]

There was a thread started by GaryOke
who thought Steve Jobs was hokey
as members posted their verse,
the limericks got worse...
...and I'd rather be singing karaoke.


I know I know: *groan*

 

[richard.mac]

New Macbook Pros did not arrive,
just the Air with a solid state drive.
So we all emailed Steve
for a wanted reprieve:
"Just ship us a Powerbook G5."

WOW thats awesome man. there sure are some good poets here.