A Limerick - for those waiting for the new MBP

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by garyoke, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. garyoke macrumors member

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    There once was a guy names Steve Jobs
    Who philosoph'd much like Tom Hobbes
    Leviathan business
    in his own self interest
    each six months folks say "we wuz robbed"

    Store is back up - no bump. <sigh>
     
  2. squeeks macrumors 68040

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  3. djellison macrumors 68020

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    I found myself somewhat perturbed
    No sign of new laptops was heard
    New iPhones wont cut it
    So I yelled out 'oh f*** it'
    And purchased a shiny refurb

    :)
     
  4. soupyjnr macrumors 6502

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    LMAO loved it!
     
  5. Mindflux macrumors 68000

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    #6
    there once was a little forum
    that had quite a drab decorum
    with people that were twitterpated
    for the laptops were not updated
    another week of the bitchin' boredom
     
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  7. design-is macrumors 65816

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    lol great guys! put a smile back on my face after the dissapointment :rolleyes:
     
  8. djellison macrumors 68020

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    Come on, someone do one that starts 'A mac user who lived in Nantucket'
     
  9. Mac OS X Ocelot macrumors 6502a

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    Who had a MacBook so small he could chuck it?
     
  10. djellison macrumors 68020

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    But that was a mistake
    It flew into a lake


    (come on, take it home :) )
     
  11. Mac OS X Ocelot macrumors 6502a

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    So he bought a Dell to replace it.
     
  12. iMpathetic macrumors 68030

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    A Mac user who lived in Nantucket
    Stuck his head in a great metal bucket
    because updates weren't there
    he pulled out his hair...
    Constantly waiting for updates? F*ck it.
     
  13. garyoke thread starter macrumors member

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    A Mac user who lived in Nantucket
    Stuck his head in a great metal bucket
    as updates wern't there (watch the meter)
    he pulled out his hair...
    which only served to REALLY mess up the keyboard on his old G4, so he went back to the Appple store, and BOUGHT the darn MacbookPro he originally wanted, went home, and lived happily ever after.

    (until the update he had been waiting for came out later that year).
     
  14. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    #15
    New Macbook Pros did not arrive,
    just the Air with a solid state drive.
    So we all emailed Steve
    for a wanted reprieve:
    "Just ship us a Powerbook G5."
     
  15. Scarlet Fever macrumors 68040

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    [/win]

    epic :D
     
  16. iMpathetic macrumors 68030

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    Now make one about the nw iPod and iPhone capacities! Sweet angry jeebus, you're good!
     
  17. c-Row macrumors 65816

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    #18
    There once was a user called Bob
    who bought a new Touch at the shop.
    It was a great gadget,
    no other could match it,
    but prices were over the top.
     
  18. Melrose macrumors 604

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    There was a thread started by GaryOke
    who thought Steve Jobs was hokey
    as members posted their verse,
    the limericks got worse...
    ...and I'd rather be singing karaoke.


    I know I know: *groan*
     
  19. richard.mac macrumors 603

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    WOW thats awesome man. there sure are some good poets here.
     

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