Dear 27" iMac (2012 top of line)...
How do I love thee, let me count the ways.
Your beautiful screen pulls me in and delights me every time.
No matter what ridiculous software or rendering I throw at you, you
Take what I give without complaint, quickly and quietly.
You look positively gorgeous in my living room.
When I hear your little calendar reminder dongles, I smile. My life is more organized than ever before thanks to you.
I love that I don't need external speakers for you to keep my entertained with radio or audiobooks while I clean, I hear you loud and clear, even over the vacuum. My house is cleaner because of this.
Most of all, I love how you "just work." I don't have time to constantly download drivers or troubleshoot or call some hotline. And you don't make me do that. Not like that hag of a pc laptop of my husband!
I am even learning a new language thanks to you, which I started because it would give me an excuse to use you more! (Fluenz Spanish)
In short, I love you as much as one woman can love a computer, happy valentines day you glorious piece of technology!
How do I love thee, let me count the ways.
Your beautiful screen pulls me in and delights me every time.
No matter what ridiculous software or rendering I throw at you, you
Take what I give without complaint, quickly and quietly.
You look positively gorgeous in my living room.
When I hear your little calendar reminder dongles, I smile. My life is more organized than ever before thanks to you.
I love that I don't need external speakers for you to keep my entertained with radio or audiobooks while I clean, I hear you loud and clear, even over the vacuum. My house is cleaner because of this.
Most of all, I love how you "just work." I don't have time to constantly download drivers or troubleshoot or call some hotline. And you don't make me do that. Not like that hag of a pc laptop of my husband!
I am even learning a new language thanks to you, which I started because it would give me an excuse to use you more! (Fluenz Spanish)
In short, I love you as much as one woman can love a computer, happy valentines day you glorious piece of technology!
of course if he asks nicely I make him a sandwich.... Sometimes. -B