To make a long story short: I got a free 17inch Macbook pro 2.16 with 3year applecare alojng with a lot of other stuff. For the long story: So, 2 days ago, my ex-gf from 6 years ago calls me and tells me a guy she's been taking care of has died. I think to myself, ohh that sucks but why the **** do I need to know. She says that he had noone and that he told her to take everything in his apartment. She said she wanted to check it out with me. When I got there, you we couldn't open the door. Please believe me when I say, there is STUFF stacked about 6 feet high. To make a very very long story short we found (She let me take all the stuff with a (*): A brand new in box 17inch macbook pro with 3 year applecare* A Canon Powershot s2 IS* A Roland BR8 MultiTrack Recorder* A Tascam Multitrack Recorder 5 Electric Guitars (One Fender Strat,One Gretsc-something, and some more) and 1 Acoustic* 1 Electric Bass* 1 Fender Vintage Amp* 2 Smaller Amps (probably vintage but haven't checked yet)* A Sony 26inch TV and a DVD player A lot of drum accessories* About 15,000 (yes 15 thousand) books (i'll probably take a couple) About 500-600 Porno Videos (about 200 of them are pissing porn) (some are actually very good) Old 50s 60s and 70s comics* About 1000 CDs* Lots of VERY NICE clothing thats literally brand new. Alot of hunting and pocket knives A lot of art accessories And come to think of it, we've only cleaned out about 5% of the mess. I will take pics next time I go to the apartment. I don't know how this guy lived, this place was extremely filthy. I washed my hair afterwards and it was black from dust. It took us about 6 hours looking through **** to figure out all this stuff. He still has MUCH more buried underneath somewhere. We wanna cut up the mattresses and see if he left any money in there... I'll post pics next time I go to clean. But, damn, I'm really happy with all the free **** I got. He left her a debit card with about $15,000 in the bank account, but no pin number. Shes looking through his stuff to see if we can find it. She's keeping the money, because she took care of him. Again, this is nothing illegal. It is on his will that the stuff in the apartment goes to her. She is his next of kin and his heir. We went to the funeral and prayed for him. God rest his soul. If anyone is interested in buying the 17inch macbook pro, the comics, and the porn, please let me know and I will take pics. I'd prefer NYC only. Cliffs: ex-gf's person dies leaves her a lot of **** (see list) i help clean up, i get free **** i'm very happy!