A Message For Santa

Dear Mr Claus,

I could not (indeed I will not) care less about the jumpers, the turkey, the tree, the tinsel, the films, the relatives and all the festivities, just please for the love of Christ whisper vigorously into Timothy's ear to solder a Skylake microprocessor from the Intel Corporation onto Apple's (AAPL) motherboard in the retina Macbook and then, and only then, will I indeed have a Merry Christmas and perhaps even attend the house of the lord for traditional midnight mass-type activities and bellow out the hymns with gusto once more. Also the cookies I'll get to leave out for you will be from the good section.

 

PS Santa don't forget to put the right logic board and while you're at it sort out the alpine ridge tb-3 controller.