Appallingly bad analogy. A better one would be to imagine a world in which, before you can read, you must first learn to use a book. Imagine a world where books are complex things, maybe with cogs that automatically turn the pages and built-in lanterns to illuminate the words, but they only work if you keep the fuel reservoir topped off and wind the mainspring just so while applying the right amount of pressure on the leaves to keep the gearbox from stripping, and if you can't be bothered to take the time to get in there and manually lubricate all your books' mechanisms once a season, well, then your books will seize up on you and it'll be because you're clearly just too dumb to read.
Eventually someone will come along and say, "Gosh, fellas. Maybe you shouldn't have to have years of experience and a specialized set of tools just to read a book." And inevitably there will be those who bemoan the loss of "choice" because they no longer have to carve their own book gears by hand from blocks of solid brass, and who long for the days when they could lose hours in intense and often heated debates over whether 15- or 20-weight oil was the better choice for keeping their book spines squeak-free.