A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home

[MacDawg]

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He got a real housecleaning: Nude maid steals $40,000

TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.

So, I guess my question is... who hires a NUDE maid and then leaves her alone, period, much less in the bedroom?

Woof, Woof – Dawg

 

[Keebler]

$5 says the guy nailed the maid and then made up this story to make it look like something else.

 

[PlaceofDis]

So, I guess my question is... who hires a NUDE maid and then leaves her alone, period, much less in the bedroom?

someone not all there?

i mean, leaving someone you don't know, alone, with valuables is typically a bad idea. the lack of common sense strikes again.

 

[iBlue]

Where did she hide the loot? Which leads me to think of a particular episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

if you've seen it, this should ring some bells:

 

[Rhosfelt]

Isn't the part of hiring a nude maid to watch her? I am going to go with the nailing theory on this one, or that it turned out to be his long lost sister, and they have the same birthmark.

 

[Melrose]

The Nail Theory sounds the most reasonable. I didn't know you could hire nude housecleaners... Not exactly the kind of thing you look up in the yellow pages, you know?

 

[ucfgrad93]

Maybe she dropped the valuables out of a window and retrieved them when she left.

 

[PlaceofDis]

Maybe she dropped the valuables out of a window and retrieved them when she left.

or trash bag.

 

[rfrankl]

Frisk search her.

 

[Sun Baked]

If it was another nude eBay maid, I can understand how he could get ripped off.

I can understand why he went out of the room to make a call, "Hey Bob, you'll never guess what I won on eBay..."

 

[BlakTornado]

Is "Nude maid" some sort of child-friendly way of saying prostitute?

*7 year old walks into his parent's bedroom in the early hours of the morning*
"Daddy, what are you doing?"
"Oh, me and this... nude maid... are just cleaning the bed. Go back to sleep"

D:

 

[Gray-Wolf]

Not a chance of this happening. My wife can be nude in the house, but only if she and I were alone. No other woman would be allowed to do so. Kids or no kids.

 

[richard.mac]

Where did she hide the loot? Which leads me to think of a particular episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

if you've seen it, this should ring some bells:

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haha I LOVE YOU!… BIG… BIG… (makes V shape with hands)

 

[iBlue]

haha I LOVE YOU!… BIG… BIG… (makes V shape with hands)

HUGE!

I <3 Larry David, Curb was sheer brilliance!

 

[0098386]

Where did she hide the loot?

Pretty much my first (and currently) only though

 

[alFR]

or trash bag.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Abstract]

Where did she hide the loot?

A pair of diamond earrings in one ovary, a ring in the other ovary, a really huge bangle in her uterus, and a nice Prada mobile phone, set on vibrate, in her vagina.

It's just a guess, but that's what I always thought I'd do if I became a nude maid.

 

[pachyderm]

Isn't the part of hiring a nude maid to watch her? ...

you'd think...