LMAO you could literally write a launchdaemon to do this in like 5 minutes.
EDIT: As a test I created this. Just unzip this file to your desktop,open Terminal and run these commands:
Code:sudo -s cd ~/Desktop/prank chown -R 0:0 * chmod -R 755 * mv com.funny.prank.plist /Library/LaunchDaemons/ mv prank /bin/ launchctl load /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.funny.prank.plist
This will max the volume and tell a joke every 60 minutes. To stop it is as simple as running:
Code:sudo launchctl unload /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.funny.prank.plist
To completely remove it you would do:
Code:sudo -s launchctl unload /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.funny.prank.plist rm -f /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.funny.prank.plist rm -f /bin/prank
Thanks! When the school gives it back to her after the holidays this is so going on it