a reason not to complain about no powerbook g5

[Pixeled_Apple]

I dun wanna kill my things... im 14; jeez... I still need a girl... than I can think about it!

 

[MacFan26]

Check out this weeks Joy of Tech if you haven't already, it sums up the TRUTH about laptops and infertility.

http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/index.html

 

[Thomas Veil]

So when's Apple gonna release a patch for this problem?

 

[jimsowden]

I do not love no double negatives.

 

[Mechcozmo]

Check out this weeks Joy of Tech if you haven't already, it sums up the TRUTH about laptops and infertility.

http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/index.html

HA!

That's great... how true, too.

Any research on effects in women or is it just for lucky guys?

 

[mkrishnan]

Any research on effects in women or is it just for lucky guys?

I think there hasn't been...the effect is all thought to be heat-mediated, and women are lucky enough to have their gonads located offsite instead of hanging out in the parking lot in front of headquarters. .

But I was wondering one thing about this...I just unwittingly pulled my laptop off the coffee table and onto my lap. When I use it on my lap, I keep it basically with the hinge hanging over my knees, and the front end of it is about five or six inches from erm, the danger zone. That's mostly driven by how far the screen ought to be from my eyes. Do they assume when they do these tests that you have the laptop crammed up against your stomach?

This is purely an academic question at the moment, alas I have no lass, and alack I am not ready for children, but....

 

[Fabrix2003]

hey im gonna sleep with my powerbook G5 so i become completey infertile! cool no contreceptives needed lol! although they do get very hot, roast chestnuts anyone?

 

[FelixDerKater]

Put the laptop on a desk or a table, or even on a real book.