A story about ports

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  1. aevan, Nov 5, 2016
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    aevan macrumors 68020

    aevan

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    - So, I found you a girl, Lisa. She is great - smart, beautiful, kind. She is also fun - she loves those Will Ferrell movies you love so much, she likes to ride a bike like you do. Oh, and did I mention she's really, really pretty? She'll be perfect for you.

    - Wow. Does she live close?

    - Well, not too far. You get an Uber and go to....

    - AN UBER!?!? AN UBER!????? I NEED TO GIVE MONEY TO SOME STRANGER JUST TO BE ABLE TO VISIT HER?!

    - Well, you can also take the bus, but....

    - A BUS ALSO COSTS MONEY, TIM!

    - But.... just for a while. I mean, one day you two might be living togeather.

    - I DON'T LIVE IN THE FUTURE, TIM, I LIVE IN THE NOW. WHY WOULD I PAY FOR THE BUS? WHY? WHEN SUSIE PACKARD LIVES NEXT DOOR!

    - But.... Susie.... I don't know man, Susie hates Ferrell movies, she thinks they are stupid. She loves romantic comedies.

    - ROMANTIC COMEDIES ARE GREAT NOW, MAN. THEY HAVE EVERYTHING HORROR MOVIES HAVE, IF NOT MORE. MORE AND MORE FERRELL FANS ARE SWITCHING TO JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIES.

    - But Susie gets tired after riding a bike for just a few minutes. And Lisa, she is really not that far, it's only....

    - I DON'T CARE! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND, TIM!

    - ....look, not that I have anything against overweight people, but Lisa is really fit, and has a great figure and....

    - LOOK, TIM. NO ONE LIKES FIT GIRLS. SUSIE CAN LIFT 32 POUNDS WITH ONE HAND. I BET YOUR LISA CAN'T LIFT MORE THAN 16! BESIDES, SUSIE, SHE'S A GAMER! SHE PLAYS GAMES, YOU KNOW!

    - That's great, man, but - you already play games with your friend - what's his name? The one from Japan.

    - YOU'RE A FAILURE, TIM. YOU'RE THE WORST FRIEND EVER. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND FRIENDSHIP, TIM! YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE STEVE! IF HE WAS AROUND....

    - I asked you not to mention Steve. Besides, he would've told you the same thing I did. Lisa is great, Susie is not.

    - YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, OR PHIL, OR CRAIG, OR JONY ANYMORE! I'LL FIND NEW FRIENDS! BETTER FRIENDS!
     
  2. Ries macrumors 68000

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    Well, take Lisa then. But when you undress her, don't blame me for that she's got a dongle were the connector should be.
     
  3. aevan thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Hahahahahhaha! Good one.
     
  4. David58117 macrumors 65816

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    - okay Tim, I gave Lisa a try.

    Tim: that's great! How was it!?

    - she was great! We watched lots of movies and I really like her, but...

    Tim: oh no, what's wrong?

    - well, I had a project due, and I brought my 2016 MacBook Pro. Her wifi was down, so she offered me Ethernet - I forgot my dongle though :(.

    Tim: oh no, I'm sorry.

    - it's ok, it came up later and I was able to make the deadline. But then she wanted to stream movies...

    Tim: oh? That sounds nice..

    - yeah, she had a nice 70" HDTV, but her computer was broke, so she wanted to connect my 2016 MacBook Pro to it...

    Tim: well, you brought that dongle right?

    - :( no, I forgot it. She kicked me out and said I ruined her life.
     
  5. hj576 macrumors regular

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    This forum just keeps getting better by the day :')
     

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