Alien Abductee Check List

[neocell]

I just finished reading this and I couldn't stop laughing. See how many you qualify for and post a value. I'm going to have to give a re-read and post my score, but if all it takes is one to mean that you've been abducted I'm guessing we're all quilty. If you want a good laugh follow the link

 

[ibook30]

I emailed the link to a friend of mine who drinks a lot...
Explains a lot.

 

[Doctor Q]

If you have no memory of being abducted, that's proof that you were abducted, because it shows that aliens have erased your memory!

However, I'm apparently an exception because I only match one of the checklist items:

Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep.​

I fell asleep on the bus home from school once, so I guess that counts.

 

[barneygumble]

Have awoken in the middle of the night startled.

My guess is that we alll qualify for this one😕

 

[Lacero]

Sometimes I can feel a wall of paranoia surrounding me. I do get the sensation someone is watching me, though. That can get pretty freaky at times.

or it could just be the pot

Here's to the Crazy Ones ​

 

[2nyRiggz]

i see people watching me so i know they are.....maybe its the pills.ummmm😕


Bless

 

[bousozoku]

Yes, all of those things are conclusive. I would certainly believe that...ummm, wait...are they really serious? Oh dear. Yes, I'm afraid of my closet--I need to pack it. 😛


I just wish some alien would abduct me, I'm bored. They can take me to their leader, too, as long as they promise not to return me.

 

[joepunk]

LMAO 😀

Been watching too many X-Files lately have they.

Yes, I have seen balls of light in my parents house. It's called a Cadet Heater. Scared the heck out of me.

 

[Counterfit]

Sometimes I can feel a wall of paranoia surrounding me. I do get the sensation someone is watching me, though. That can get pretty freaky at times.

or it could just be the pot

Haven't you been paying attention to the news? The president has the NSA tapping your phones constantly! 😛

 

[neocell]

22 Baby!

Well I scored 22/58 not too shabby. I especially liked the last one as it most certainly pertains to me

Have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter.

Maybe I should take a note from Lacero and cure myself with some BC bud, or maybe it'd just make it worse...