Aha!
I've been working with Dr. Science's New Science Theories.
The Stupidity Drive has promise, given the physics of New Science.
Here's an example:
Judy: "Dr. Science, what factors determine Intelligence?"
Dr. Science: "There are many factors, the most important of which is Facial Hair."
Judy: "Facial Hair?"
Dr. S.: "Yes. It seems that those gifted with manly beards have the highest intellect of all. By stroking the beard, the hormone Barberzone is released, thus increasing Intelligence."
Judy: "Aren't there other factors such as Hereditary or Environment?"
Dr. S.: "No."
Judy: "Well, what about those people without beards?"
Dr. S.: "I feel sorry for them."
Judy: "I understand now.... I think."
As a Beardless person, New Science dictates that I'm highly qualified to develop the Stupidity Drive!
Oh Great!
Anybody Got a Quarter?
Keri
PS> Dr. Science was an 80's phenomenon starring Dan Coffey.
I've been working with Dr. Science's New Science Theories.
The Stupidity Drive has promise, given the physics of New Science.
Here's an example:
Judy: "Dr. Science, what factors determine Intelligence?"
Dr. Science: "There are many factors, the most important of which is Facial Hair."
Judy: "Facial Hair?"
Dr. S.: "Yes. It seems that those gifted with manly beards have the highest intellect of all. By stroking the beard, the hormone Barberzone is released, thus increasing Intelligence."
Judy: "Aren't there other factors such as Hereditary or Environment?"
Dr. S.: "No."
Judy: "Well, what about those people without beards?"
Dr. S.: "I feel sorry for them."
Judy: "I understand now.... I think."
As a Beardless person, New Science dictates that I'm highly qualified to develop the Stupidity Drive!
Oh Great!
Anybody Got a Quarter?
Keri
PS> Dr. Science was an 80's phenomenon starring Dan Coffey.