All air stewardesses are hot.

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  1. Abstract macrumors Penryn


    Dec 27, 2002
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    Ok ok, maybe not all of them, but if I had to make a guess, I'd say 33% are hot, while 75% of them at least have nice bodies.

    I was on a plane from Sydney to Adelaide, and there were 3 stewardesses, and 1 steward (ie: "male stewardess"). One of them was H.O.T., one was pretty/cute, and the other was above average. On the plane ride back from Adelaide to Sydney, 2 of the stewardesses were fresh off the pages of Spank My Monkey magazine, while I didn't pay attention to the other one because it was a 90 minute flight and my eyes didn't move beyond the first 2 that I saw! :eek:

    And don't even get me started on the ones I have had on Cathay Pacific and China Airlines. For a Chinese person who wasn't born in Asia, I consider myself quite good at differentiating Chinese people from Japanese, Korean, Thai, Hong Kong-ese, etc. On my recent flights to and from Asia, I couldn't tell you much. All I could tell you is that they either came from Heaven, or some sweet sweet (but nasty nasty) porn film.

    Ever try to sleep with an erection on an airplane? *shakes head* The nerve of those girls, walking around......looking all sexy and stuff. How dare they!! :mad:

    And to make things worse, I'll leave you with a.....
    SEXUAL INNUENDO: I ask the stewardess how long it would be before we land, and the hottest stewardess on the plane had the nerve to say, "I'm not sure, but I'll tell you before I go down." :eek:

    Bad english mistake or not, it didn't help me go to sleep at all!
  2. Chaszmyr macrumors 601


    Aug 9, 2002
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