Hey gamers, get this! I heard that as long as you can fog a mirror and sign your name, the US Army will give you a gun and send you to all of those fascinating places in the game to kill people FOR REAL!!! You won't have to worry about your computer settings when you can do it in real life?😱
Why play around with a stupid simulation when you can look your fellow human in the eyes, and blow his brains out for real? 😡
In fact, I think the Army will will supply you with clothes, lodging and food (and a little beer money) for four whole years. (If you are lucky, you might get body armor, otherwise you may need to get Mommy & Daddy to buy it for you)
Enjoy!