Amusing thread titles

[Zmmyt]

I don't want to scare you, but...

that looks like monty python remastered!

 

[devilot]

Hehe. There was a thread that was titled, "Holly cow!" That was quickly edited by the mods. I thought it was amusing.

 

[jsw]

"Should I mount my new TV?"

I'd hope not.

 

[devilot]

"Should I mount my new TV?"

I'd hope not.

*cough* Ahem, post #24.

 

[jsw]

*cough* Ahem, post #24.

Damn.

Still, um, it deserved to be mentioned twice. Especially with spicyapple's reply. Um, er, yeah.

*** runs off to shower ***

 

[Abstract]

Have you ever shaved......down there?

 

[mkrishnan]

Have you ever shaved......down there?

No, I've never been to Australia.

 

[SkyBell]

"Any seen black snake moan?"

 

[Lovesong]

No, I've never been to Australia.

Now that is funny.

 

[smueboy]

Do I have what I need equipment-wise?

 

[Father Jack]

Have you ever shaved......down there?

Would New Zealand count?

FJ

 

[Father Jack]

"Should I mount my new TV?"

I'd hope not.

Live and let live. What you do in the privacy of your own home is nobody's business but your own.

FJ

 

[MacNut]

Should I mount my new TV?

Well it is true that most men love their TV more then anything else.

 

[Lovesong]

pickup repair applestore?


I think they may only specialize in small cars and motorcycles, but I could be wrong.

 

[MacNut]

Boot Camp screws over my whole iMac

 

[scem0]

Sir Swanny had some good ones, didn't he? I miss the old goof .

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[Sun Baked]

I also quite like the simple but effective Whats wrong with me?

Yes, but that potential joke is also carried into the first line of the thread ....

Whats wrong with me?

I have a feeling something is not wired right in my head.

 

[Doctor Q]

Asking for advice about kidnapping?

Nabbing women at a party... Need tips!​

It also had a wink in the title so perhaps not.

 

[Apple Hobo]

Though it is not in this thread's theme of grammatical error-induced pun titles, "Northwest Airlines worker fired after ejaculating on customer" is quite amusing.

"Any seen black snake moan?"

I thought nothing but impure thoughts upon first reading that title.

 

[smueboy]

Here's another one:
Will Mac sell an OS to compete with windows

 

[Abstract]

Would New Zealand count?

FJ

Does New Zealand ever count?

 

[nickster9224]

New Zea;and is always forgot about.

 

[jsw]

Good brother combo for wow? emw and I can be pretty impressive.

 

[2nyRiggz]

Question for those with Wii's :https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/283857/

Only people with wiis...



Bless

 

[calculus]

I came across a couple more today...

I need help.. I fear I have lost my library!!!

It used to be right between the kitchen and the dining room...


Maintenance while sleeping?

Can I fix my car during the middle of the night?