Amusing thread titles

[dmmcintyre3]

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[drewsof07]

How do I check my local Apple store?

Ask it to turn it's head and cough baha

 

[dmmcintyre3]

Couple make porn to pay for... (by) Unspoken Demise

 

[mscriv]

Anybody get 'Up' to rip?

I always believe movie ripping is best done with an erection.

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/831768/

 

[Unspoken Demise]

Couple make porn to pay for... (by) Unspoken Demise

They're going to need a lot more than they have raised to buy me.

 

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Couple make porn to pay for... (by) Unspoken Demise

And this is an amusing thread title how?

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

And this is an amusing thread title how?

An unintentional pun is not necessary to be amusing. (but it does help)

 

[mscriv]

Mac Mini in Home Theater Sticky?

Umm... Well... Err... no comment.

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/831209/

 

[Tilpots]

Leopard can't connect to Tiger??

Leopard's about the only one. Tiger's been connecting quite a bit of late!

 

[xUKHCx]

Earbuds pain in the arse

Sounds like someone doesn't know their earhole from their ...

 

[drewsof07]

"Unopened non jailbroken touch will not work"

Opening the box and pushing the home button could easily solve this problem

 

[Doctor Q]

Safari Freezing

Get out of Washington DC!

 

[Mexbearpig]

27" too big?

I would have to say yes...

 

[aethelbert]

Thread resurrection time!

Is it normal?

No, no it's not.

 

[Tilpots]

Is it possible to blow tweeters?

Man, that new Twitter app is something! How exactly does that work?








Missed this thread, so I had to find something to bring it back...

 

[Doctor Q]

Did you ever open the lid when you're cooking rice and get scalded by a faceful of hot moisture?

I assume that's what the Steam Aaarrrggghhhh thread is about.

 

[waloshin]

Is it possible to blow tweeters?

Man, that new Twitter app is something! How exactly does that work?








Missed this thread, so I had to find something to bring it back...

Thanks.

 

[RawBert]

Sex in the Backseat! (I hate it!)

I think I would also hate getting it in my back seat too.

 

[spillproof]

Sex in the Backseat! (I hate it!)

I think I would also hate getting it in my back seat too.

Resolve works wonders. And ironically, the "Baby Stain Remover" spray seems to work better than the carpet specific cleaner.

 

[Mac'nCheese]

I liked the one posted yesterday called

"1st Anniversary Present: iPhone or Anal?"

 

[Tilpots]

Thanks.

Glad you're a good sport!


Here's another one:

coke spilt on macbook; what to replace

Interesting. A geek would definitely replace the Macbook first, but a drug addict would be more inclined to buy more coke. So if you're a nerdy cokehead, man, I think you just gotta flip a coin. If you're really jonesing though, you could probably just shake the Macbook for awhile over a table and you'd be good to go.

 

[Doctor Q]

Werid Fan problem

My fan is roaring

When you're a rock star these types of problems should be expected. As long as they buy your albums and show up at your shows you should be glad you have fans at all.

 

[Tilpots]

Found a stray cat - ideas (already have 2)

The first idea involves a camera and a clever caption. The second, well, that's where I need to understand my state's cruelty to animal laws.

 

[Tilpots]

FS: Brand New Bluetooth

Damn, I was hoping for one in gold. Need to pimp my gangsta style, not my smurf style.

 

[Schtumple]

Mac-friendly Home Phones

I didn't know macs and home phones didn't get along? Can't we all just live in perfect technological harmony