Amusing thread titles

[Firestar]

Does size really matter?

 

[Heebeejeebies]

Cover it up or not?

Yes. Please.

 

[bdodds1985]

Do you go naked

sometimes I keep my socks on.

I love the ones that say nothing except HELP!!!

 

[techfreak85]

Terminal Issues. Sounds rather morbid.

 

[BreakGuy]

What's funny is I see these thread titles in the forums and never think of them as funny or inappropriate, until someone posts them in this thread.

 

[SlasherDuff]

I lost all my contacts!

Time to schedule another eye appointment

 

[chown33]

how old would you go?
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...

 

[Doctor Q]

how old would you go?
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...

Maybe we should recommend that the O.P. consider plastics.

 

[simsaladimbamba]

I'm having trouble sleeping
which includes this reply:

I usually find a good 4-5 beers get me pretty drowsy..

 

[SlasherDuff]

Do you use a bumper?

Of course I do, my car wouldn't be complete without one

 

[Gregg2]

I'm always amused by the ones that use a question mark where none is needed. Like, "I have a problem?" etc.

 

[SlasherDuff]

Who goes completely bareback here?

Post pics

 

[Daffodil]

Finding a stalker

You know you're pretty lonely/desperate when you want a stalker...

 

[iStudentUK]

Kinda pissed at the Genius Bar...

Not a way to get good service.

 

[ender land]

Finding a stalker

You know you're pretty lonely/desperate when you want a stalker...

Sweet, I was going to add this thread. hah.

 

[Daffodil]

Sweet, I was going to add this thread. hah.

Knew I couldn't be the only person to have though so!

 

[chown33]

Dirty white 4S pics please.

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

 

[mobilehaathi]

A demand to Be Honest isn't particularly amusing in itself, but it was posted by a Lawyer.

 

[NutsNGum]

Give her one for me

 

[chown33]

I hear voices...
...and they tell me to do things.

 

[Nabooly]

Ahhh....my once-a-year visit to this thread gets better every time! Thanks all <3

 

[ppcg4mac]

Wirelessly posted

First Mac baby!

Considering the number of people who own two Macs and leave them alone in the dark every night, this comes as a real surprise.

Oh, god. What are my eMacs doing!

(sorry couldn't resist)

 

[drewsof07]

Happy with your size?

 

[verwon]

Happy with your size?

I knew this one was going to make it!

 

[drewsof07]

I knew this one was going to make it!

If it's not "Male Enhancement" SPAM in my junk folder, it's a thread on MR dedicated to ruining my self esteem. lol