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I know him quite well and it is such an honor to know the great Hong Kong Phooey. It is not surprising that others don't know him as this "number one super guy" is "quicker than the human eye".
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I think I just peed on my MBP without noticing...
and I just peed on my self, same thing!!!!
Yoiks!I phone hacks
Leave the poor beggars alone, they're busy writing the next instalment of Wayne Rooney's autobiography!
(Sorry. )
Leave the poor beggars alone, they're busy writing the next instalment of Wayne Rooney's autobiography!
(Sorry.
)
Are you a closet nudist?
Kittah is on hardcore drugs
Male STD Testing
So I get sniffed in Chruch
Taking advantage of my company/gf lololol
Charge my battery?
concealed weapon... or pocket knife?
Any one here has a Grizzly /Black/Brown bear as a pet? They are Soo Cute!
How retarded would you feel?
Pulled from Hardforums General Mayhem . . . well worth the subscription fee, hah.
Those who dont know, Hardforums is a PC Enthusiast forum . . . .
Kittah is on hardcore drugs
Male STD Testing
So I get sniffed in Chruch
Taking advantage of my company/gf lololol
Charge my battery?
concealed weapon... or pocket knife?
Any one here has a Grizzly /Black/Brown bear as a pet? They are Soo Cute!
How retarded would you feel?
Pulled from Hardforums General Mayhem . . . well worth the subscription fee, hah.
Those who dont know, Hardforums is a PC Enthusiast forum . . . .
At a restaurant:
"My name is Jane if you need anything."
Well, what is your name if I don't need anything?
At work:
"May I ask you a question?"
You just did.
To the guy at the local OfficeSux copy department:
"Do you have any illegal size paper?"
You know, after this thread, I am seriously considering writing all my future thread titles in Haiku.
"My name is Jane if you need anything."
Well, what is your name if I don't need anything?
At work:
"May I ask you a question?"
You just did.
To the guy at the local OfficeSux copy department:
"Do you have any illegal size paper?"
You know, after this thread, I am seriously considering writing all my future thread titles in Haiku.
This reminds me of the old IBM Mouse Balls memo...
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Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate
or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of
the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only
be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign
balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the
mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic
balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually
static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his
balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
To re-order, specify one of the following:
P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
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Not to minimize this person's need for assistance, but...
HELP!! I see Colours!!
I usually ask for help when I can't see colors!
HELP!! I see Colours!!
I usually ask for help when I can't see colors!
Refurbished Questions.
Aren't most of the questions posted in the Buying Tips, Advice and Discussion forum refurbished?
Aren't most of the questions posted in the Buying Tips, Advice and Discussion forum refurbished?
how much more blacker can black get? none...none more black
In the words of the master, Tupac Shakur, "Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. I say the darker the flesh, hey, the deeper the roots."
In the words of the master, Tupac Shakur, "Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. I say the darker the flesh, hey, the deeper the roots."
Mid-end tower concept
I have heard of the low-end and the high-end but I am confused as to where the mid-end is.
I have heard of the low-end and the high-end but I am confused as to where the mid-end is.
Prepared to Ship Qs
No, don't put me in that box!
If you do, however, I prefer those plastic air-pouch bags to packing peanuts.
No, don't put me in that box!
If you do, however, I prefer those plastic air-pouch bags to packing peanuts.
How about we just pack you in with some popcorn. You won't suffocate yourself and they taste a heck of a lot better than styrofoam or cellulose packing material.