So, I had a very interesting week. I gave my girlfriend a really cool Christmas gift, a magnetic pen necklace, which she loves, and I wrote her a little poem because I have a tough time expressing my feelings verbally.
Anyway, now we get to the juicy stuff. On Tuesday, her last day before leaving for Christmas break (damn, I want 3 extra days of break too!) things were getting a little steamy after school, and we pretty much started making out.
One of my classmates, who happened to be standing a few feet away, took out his phone and snapped a picture. We would have kept going but a teacher got wind of what was going on, and told us to stop.
Well, by the next day things got really interesting. The moment I came into school my teacher called me in to have a chat. He asked me if it was true that I made out with that girl. I said yes. He told me that if I'm going to make out on school property, I should hide behind the bushes(I kid you not, he seriously said that). One of t he disadvantages of being in a small school is that gossip spreads very fast, and by the end of the day, I had people calling out to me yelling "Yeah man! You're a pimp!". I have no idea why they were calling me a pimp, since I don't manage prostitutes, but whatever.
Well, not only did the entire student body find out, but every living soul in the school knew what had happened. It was quite awkward to say the least. Fortunately it couldn't have happened at a better time, and most people will probably forget over the break...or will they?
So, a lesson for all you youngens; don't make out on school grounds, you will regret it. But it's much better than cyber sex!
Anyway, now we get to the juicy stuff. On Tuesday, her last day before leaving for Christmas break (damn, I want 3 extra days of break too!) things were getting a little steamy after school, and we pretty much started making out.
One of my classmates, who happened to be standing a few feet away, took out his phone and snapped a picture. We would have kept going but a teacher got wind of what was going on, and told us to stop.Well, by the next day things got really interesting. The moment I came into school my teacher called me in to have a chat. He asked me if it was true that I made out with that girl. I said yes. He told me that if I'm going to make out on school property, I should hide behind the bushes
(I kid you not, he seriously said that). One of t he disadvantages of being in a small school is that gossip spreads very fast, and by the end of the day, I had people calling out to me yelling "Yeah man! You're a pimp!". I have no idea why they were calling me a pimp, since I don't manage prostitutes, but whatever. Well, not only did the entire student body find out, but every living soul in the school knew what had happened. It was quite awkward to say the least. Fortunately it couldn't have happened at a better time, and most people will probably forget over the break...or will they?
So, a lesson for all you youngens; don't make out on school grounds, you will regret it. But it's much better than cyber sex!
