An Awkward Situation - The ghall Saga Continues

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  1. ghall macrumors 68040

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    So, I had a very interesting week. I gave my girlfriend a really cool Christmas gift, a magnetic pen necklace, which she loves, and I wrote her a little poem because I have a tough time expressing my feelings verbally.

    Anyway, now we get to the juicy stuff. On Tuesday, her last day before leaving for Christmas break (damn, I want 3 extra days of break too!) things were getting a little steamy after school, and we pretty much started making out. :cool: One of my classmates, who happened to be standing a few feet away, took out his phone and snapped a picture. We would have kept going but a teacher got wind of what was going on, and told us to stop.

    Well, by the next day things got really interesting. The moment I came into school my teacher called me in to have a chat. He asked me if it was true that I made out with that girl. I said yes. He told me that if I'm going to make out on school property, I should hide behind the bushes :eek:(I kid you not, he seriously said that). One of t he disadvantages of being in a small school is that gossip spreads very fast, and by the end of the day, I had people calling out to me yelling "Yeah man! You're a pimp!". I have no idea why they were calling me a pimp, since I don't manage prostitutes, but whatever.

    Well, not only did the entire student body find out, but every living soul in the school knew what had happened. It was quite awkward to say the least. Fortunately it couldn't have happened at a better time, and most people will probably forget over the break...or will they? :eek:

    So, a lesson for all you youngens; don't make out on school grounds, you will regret it. But it's much better than cyber sex! :D
     
  2. lancestraz macrumors 6502a

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    Your school is reacting like two kids never kissed before. Is it that unusually at your school?
    P.S. Way to go dude!
     
  3. 119576 Guest

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    Nice little addition. lol.

    Seriously though. You're old enough to be able to make out with who you want, where you want. I don't see why you think this is an awkward situation; unless everybody in your school is completely frigid.
     
  4. ghall thread starter macrumors 68040

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    If getting called a pimp and being told by your teacher to kiss behind a bush isn't awkward, I don't know what is.
     
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    Haha. Well, when you put it like that...

    I think what I meant is that it shouldn't be an awkward situation.
     
  6. shecky Guest

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    haha. just wait until the first time you have sex. thats like a world's fair of awkward.
     
  7. ghall thread starter macrumors 68040

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    In that case I totally agree. :)
     
  8. Scarlet Fever macrumors 68040

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    just remember to do it behind the bushes.
     
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    :D sheer brilliance.
     
  10. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    Thick ones if you don't want to be seen! ;)
     
  11. swiftaw macrumors 603

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    But not thorn bushes, then it could get mighty prickly
     
  12. Dagless macrumors Core

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    High school let people kiss and that but only outside buildings. A little like smoking I suppose.

    Caroline and I got repeatedly told to not hold hands whilst at college! Apparently we were role models to the first years so we had to behave with decorum and respect :rolleyes: I did suspect our lecturers were a bit mad though.
     
  13. teleromeo macrumors 65816

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    i would recommend a more comfortable place to have sex for the first time than behind the bushes ...
     
  14. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Do it in the bush first. Wait 'til you know what you're doing before you go behind the bush.
     
  15. ghall thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Well that's the thing, we were inside a building. But I think the situation is similar to yours, that we're setting an example for the younger students. :)

    Mad Jew, you never fail to disturb me.
     
  16. SkyBell macrumors 604

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    You seriously need a blog or something.:p

    EDIT: And thanks to my superhuman observation abilities, I have found out you already have one. :eek:
     
  17. shecky Guest

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    wow. that can't be kosher.
     
  18. Scarlet Fever macrumors 68040

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    ghall needs his own forum here!
     
  19. 119576 Guest

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    blah blah wasteland blah.

    I can't be bothered to quote myself from the last thread he made!
     
  20. iPhil macrumors 68040

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    He's the MadOne™ in fact.. That's what Mad people do..:D And has the power to close n ban power too..
     
  21. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I usually don't go down that avenue unless I find that the bit of ground around the bushes is clean enough.

    Can't believe I'm spending my time posting here from Hiroshima. :eek:



    PS: Hiroshima's da bomb!
     
  22. Crawn2003 macrumors 6502

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    Yeah, no kidding. :p

    Or ones that have any types of vines growing on them... Trust me, she'll never forgive you for the rashes and all the itching...

    Shudders...
     
  23. iToaster macrumors 68000

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    Sure, blame it on the vines...
     
  24. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    I loves me some ghall.
     

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  25. Crawn2003 macrumors 6502

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    LOL, I know! As soon as I wrote it I realized how horrible it could have been taken!

    Not to mention I was watching Invader Zim and all I could think of after this one part (and in Invader Zim's voice), "The crabs, those horrible crabs!" and in Gir voice "Tastes like chicken."

    Yes, I know I'm weird... PRAISE ME! (another reference to Zim)

    ~Crawn
     

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