An MBP that's drop proof and water proof to 200' below water

[Merkava_4]

I'm tired of these super expensive fragile machines. I want an MBP that's drop proof from 100 feet above concrete without so much as a scratch, and I want to be able to take it scuba diving with me if I want to.

 

[keysofanxiety]

That's some tasty bait Merkava, but I've already had breakfast. 😛

 

[Samuelsan2001]

You need a Panasonic Toughbook (you'll have to increase your mortgage to pay for it)

http://business.panasonic.co.uk/com...l-toughbook-range/fully-ruggedized-toughbooks

 

[jbachandouris]

You will never find a MBP with those features. Sorry.

 

[old-wiz]

A mechanical keyboard that works under water? ha ha ha.... seriously?

 

[Nilhum]

100 feet? You are not going to find one laptop like that. Water proof? No laptop will be sealed or it won't be cooled.

Unless you need laptops for a military mission, why exactly would you need such specifications?

 

[ZapNZs]

You forgot EMP-resistance 😛

 

[old-wiz]

You forgot EMP-resistance 😛

What about laser resistance? Or bulletproof? bombproof?