Oh 114, it's you I miss
Your lack of bugs, your stable bliss...
This 2.0 stuff is not for me
Why, oh why, did I go 3G?
This laggy buggy living hell
Makes me pine for what you did so well!
Browsing, texting...smooth as butter
Email, iPod...like no other
With 114, I had fewer woes
Scrolling was silky, covers just flowed
Reboots were rare, freeze ups were nil
Contacts were frisky, like teens on the pill
The simple things are all I want
I don't need Twitter or games to flaunt
Just gimme back my 114
Forget the apps, forget the store
Who needs Texas Hold 'Em Flashlight Monkey?
What good are apps if they make the phone wonky?
If you can't handle sharing (RAM that is)
Pack up your Klondikes and get out of the biz
2.0 can't compare to you
It's bloated, it's slow, it's got the flu
"It does way more!" some will scoff
As their phone stutters and putters and lets out a cough
3G is fast, to that I'll admit
Alas, I have but one use for it;
To log on here and read all the moans
Of bug laden apps all crashing home
The good times are over, his Steveness has spoken
(Unlocking is tricky, even for the jailbroken)
2.0; it's said and done
Let's hope things get better with 2.1
To 114, whom we hardly knew,
I bid you farewell, au revoir, adieu
As firmware goes, you were like a rock
2.0 can suck my...lemon.
Your lack of bugs, your stable bliss...
This 2.0 stuff is not for me
Why, oh why, did I go 3G?
This laggy buggy living hell
Makes me pine for what you did so well!
Browsing, texting...smooth as butter
Email, iPod...like no other
With 114, I had fewer woes
Scrolling was silky, covers just flowed
Reboots were rare, freeze ups were nil
Contacts were frisky, like teens on the pill
The simple things are all I want
I don't need Twitter or games to flaunt
Just gimme back my 114
Forget the apps, forget the store
Who needs Texas Hold 'Em Flashlight Monkey?
What good are apps if they make the phone wonky?
If you can't handle sharing (RAM that is)
Pack up your Klondikes and get out of the biz
2.0 can't compare to you
It's bloated, it's slow, it's got the flu
"It does way more!" some will scoff
As their phone stutters and putters and lets out a cough
3G is fast, to that I'll admit
Alas, I have but one use for it;
To log on here and read all the moans
Of bug laden apps all crashing home
The good times are over, his Steveness has spoken
(Unlocking is tricky, even for the jailbroken)
2.0; it's said and done
Let's hope things get better with 2.1
To 114, whom we hardly knew,
I bid you farewell, au revoir, adieu
As firmware goes, you were like a rock
2.0 can suck my...lemon.
